CLAIRE'S TERM 1 WEEK 3 STATUS REPORT!
...Is this gonna become a weekly thing...?

Monday!
Bio class.
EPIC WIN.
Mr Lee is damn funny.
If only he could be our chem teacher as well, cos let's face it.
MR CHEW SUCKS MAJOR TIME.
But I digress.
You know the Talk to the Hand thing?
Some girls asked to go to the toilet.
In between the time frame they went, he told us about the Talk to The Hand thing, which I knew about even before he told us.
So he was like...
Mr Lee: -jabs hand at Mabelline- TALK TO THE HAND! ... Hmm, not cool enough. Maybe if I add a mouth... -draws a spastic mouth on hand with whiteboard marker- What do you guys think?
-one girl comes back from toilet, forgot who-
Mr Lee: Talk to the hand! -shows hand to her-
Girl: ! O____O; ??
Mr Lee: Aiya, not acceptable. Reaction not nice enough. Okay, then maybe I draw eyes... -draws 2 O's above mouth- Oh wait, still need pupils. -adds a dot into each O- There.
-Shan Yi comes back from toilet-
Mr Lee: -VERY suddenly and violently shows hand to Shan Yi- TALK TO THE HAND!!
Shan Yi: -practically gets shocked out of her wits half to death, no duh, you don't return from toilets expecting your bio teachers to TALK TO THE HAND you-
Mr Lee: Ah, much better.
And that's not all manz.
He teaches in a very... interesting and anusing way.
Not to mention his weird terms.
Like... he was telling us about Rought ER and Smooth ER, so he told us about the ancient chinese thingamajigs.
Along the way he told us something like, 'the ancient chinese children have to be super fat and chubby. Otherwise they fail. You know how they used to 'test'? -pretends to pinch Joey's cheeks- Like this. I call this the Cute-Fail test.'
CUTE-FAIL TEST?! XDDDDD
Oh and super epic.
Mr Lee: The hairs in your throat sweep the sticky liquid (mucus?) up into your nose. Now look at me. Don't laugh. Which do you think is a more efficient way of sweeping, like... -raises arms above head and moves them stiffly left and right- ...this, or...
I repeat, DON'T LAUGH. -raises amrs above head and sways entire body+arms leftright updown like how you might expect of a swaying tree- ...like this?
Whole class: -a lot of PFFFTH-ing heard all around from people trying not to laugh and clearly failing miserably. me included.-
Strangely enough, despite all his amusing ways of teaching, you actually GET THE LESSON.
Quite easily.
I want him to teach me next year too!
And can we replace Mr Chew with Mrs Ng?

Tuesday!
My bro's friends came over and made so much damn noise.
I could hear them CLEARLY over my iPod.

Wednesday!
I managed to finish FIVE big art works in the span of 2 hours.
Note that I did them at my best too.
Good right?
Not really. See Thursday.

Thursday!
Art class.
My homework sucked.
But Ms Koh was just too nice to say it outright.
She just said, "Claire, I don't want to give you low marks so early in the year, so would you please take your work back and shade it properly again?" -hinthint-
Maybe because I didn't have 6B pencils for shading.
She was like, "Claire, did you use 6B pencil?"
Me: "Eh, no, cos I haven't bought them yet..."
Ms Koh: "I'm going to keeeeeeel you." (half joking tone)
Me: "EEP! XD"
Eh, but she taught me how to use my camera properly.
Ms Koh: "Ah, this camera, my husband also has it. It..."
Me: "Is ancient."
Ms Koh: "Has the BEST Micro Mode I've ever seen."
Me: "O____O Serious."

There should be a limit as to how stupid a day is allowed to get.
I got back home from school at 3.
Not sleepy at all.
Sat on bed to slack.
For SOME reason, suddenly fell asleep.
With my speccies on.
Woke up to discover that I accidentally crushed the sides of my NEW specs while asleep.
.________.
BOTH sides.
SOMEHOW.
I was sleeping straight on my back mind you, not sideways.
And both sides were like...
Hanging by a thiiiin coating of plastic.
Which obviously fell off very quickly.
Needless to say, my parents gave me hell when they found out.

Friday!
CCA Mentor-Mentee system was awesome and fun XD
I was a mentee, no duh, cos my skills suck BIG TIME! XD
I learnt quite a few things though.
Originally, I was stuck with this guy I seriously don't know because I've never seen him around before.
And because he went off to slack and went MIA for the rest of the CCA session.
I got stuck with Hwee Kiang.
Along with Yong Keat and some Sec 4 guy, I really can't remember his name, cos I'm seriously suck at names.
Let's call him Guy A for the sake of non-confusion.
Guy A's original mentor was Hwee Kiang, no changes there, Yong Keat was supposed to be a mentor but there weren't enough mentees to go around so he joined us.
(And if you're wondering why a Sec 4 is a MENTEE, it's cos he only joined last year.)
Guy A was super funny.
Although I must wonder is that a good thing or not.
It's like.
He knows even less than I do.
Humorously.
Me, coiling wires, check. Him, non-check.
Coiling wires, practically the MOST basic thing you have to know.
We were revising wire coiling, and he couldn't coil.
So Hwee Kiang asked me and Yong Keat to watch Guy A while he went to sign out some items for the next tutorial/revision.
Guy A couldn't do it right.
But, I understand his pain T_T
I used to seriously suck at coiling too.
First teaching session last year, with Ye An.
So yeah he was teaching me to coil...
Everytime I coiled he was like WRONG!
Me: O.O WRONG MEH!
Ye An: YES WRONG. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COIL IT LIKE -demostrates- THIS.
Me: THAT'S WHAT I DID!
Ye An: YOU DIDN'T LA!!
Seriously. Coiling wires major suck at first.
In the end Hwee Kiang semi-gave up and moved on.
Items: RCF (speaker), wired mic, power cable.
This was the scenario.
Hwee Kiang: You all know that you can connect the wired mic straight away into the RCF right?
-3 of us nod-
Hwee Kiang: Okay good. But nevermind, I demostrate to you anyway. Yong Keat, pass me the power cable.
Yong Keat: -passes-
Hwee Kiang: Okay I test you. Guy A, what you call this wire? -waves power cable-
Guy A: -thinks- Umm, wire.
Hwee Kiang: I JUST SAID THE ANSWER!
Me: Power cable.
Hwee Kiang: Yes correct! Okay Guy A, what do you call this wire again?
Guy A: -thiiiinks- Power... wire?
Hwee Kiang: OH MY GOD!!!!!! -tries not to strangle Guy A-
Guy A was being DEAD SERIOUS no less.
I can only remember Power Cable, Free-End Wire, iPod wire and the one we use for the mixers though, so I'm not that much better off...
After that I think Isaac heard Hwee Kiang screaming so he came over.
He was like, why got 3 people with you?!
Hwee Kiang told him the situation, and about Guy A.
Isaac decided that since Guy A now needs special attention, and since now there's one mentee to go around (AKA me) HEY WHY NOT THROW YONG KEAT AND CLAIRE TOGETHER!
So off I went with Yong Keat, who is actually a pretty good mentor even though we're the same age, although I would have preferred Hwee Kiang cos seriously, being menteed with Guy A would doubtlessly bring a heck lot of amusement.
So we went BYE!
Me: 两个孩子离开你了。
Cos before the entire Power wire thing Hwee Kiang was like Celine! 你看！我有三个孩子leh!
Overall, FUN.
And guess what when I came back from school my specs miraculously fixed themselves! :D
Apparently my dad went over to the specs shop while I was in CCA.

Saturday!
Art compulsory Torture Sculpture Walk of certain doom!
Basically, went around Raffles Place and Millenia Walk area to see sculptures.
Raffles Place Sculpture One: No comment. Other than the fact that I hate it to death for being insanely hard to draw.
Raffles Place Sculpture Two: The fat bird at SG River. My sketch of birdy equals SEVERELY OVERWEIGHT FAT BIRD NUFF SAID.
Raffles Place Sculpture Three: New...ton? O_O Titled, 'Inspired by Newton'. Now, seriously, that's such a creative title manz. And 'Newton' was... naked. ._____. Did Newton discover Gravity in the nude I wonder? Good thing we didn't have to draw this.
Raffles Place Sculpture Four: Drawing, 2 words. PURE MURDER. WTF. Do you KNOW how many tiny details there were on the thing?!! And the proportions were suuuupeeer hard to get right.
Ah. And while sitting on the floor trying not to get sunburnt/blinded/blown away by freaking strong winds to death, there was this building. People were washing said building's windows. Like, spray water washing, not take cloth and scrub windows washing.
And the freaking wind was so strong all of us got MAJOR wet by droplet sprays.
Like...
Me: -taking photos of statue- -suddenly feels water on hand- O_O Raining? -looks at statue- OMGWTF WHY IS IT SNOWING?!!! (Cos the sun shining super strongly on droplets make it super obvious and seriously look like snow.)
And...
All of us, were sitting on ground doodling. AND THE WATER DROPLETS KEPT SPLASHING ON US. MAJOR SPLASHING. Define 'major': Li Wen had to redo her drawing of the statue 3 TIMES. I was hiding behind my file so my drawing didn't fare too badly but wth.
Eventually all of us were like ARGH FORGET IT, NO MORE MOTIVATION TO DRAW, GO HOME THEN DRAW LA.
Just before we went off, they stopped washing the windows. ._______.
Millenia Walk!: Had to pass through CityLink. Throughout our journey, Li Wen and I kept discussing animey stuff, and SOY. (She's going SOY YEAAAAAAH)
I forgot what we were discussing that led to the bottom conversation, but.
Li Wen: I don't wanna spend too much money now, later next week no money for SOY, I cry.
Me: What do you normally buy at conventions?
Li Wen: Uhh... doujins.
Me: -thinks- !! Ehhh, that means you like yaoi...?
Li Wen: Uh, not really la.
Me: Ha h? O_O
Li Wen: I'm okay with some yaoi pairings, but I prefer yuri...
Me: EHHHHHH?!!!!!!!!!! -insert shockedstunnedomgwtfsaywhaaaaaaat face-
Li Wen: A lot of people seem to have that reaction when I tell them that. O___o
Me: Ah, so you joking only arh?
Li Wen: Nah, I was serious.
Me: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, how many people do you KNOW in REAL LIFE who LIKES yuri? O_O
This, is my first.

Sunday:
My iPod friggen SPOILED ITSELF!!!!
FOR NO REASON!!!!!
Like...
-Presses menu button ---> scrolls down one song ---> presses center button ---> presses menu button again to choose next song in advance ---> suddenly hangs-
Note, I've been doing this all along without any problemos.
Me: Eh? Mum, iPod can hang meh?
Mum: Why not?
Me: It CAN?!!
Mum: Try turning it off then turning on again.
Me: Orh. -turns off then tries to turn on- -Apple symbol shows up- -waits several seconds- -shows picture of a computer with X's for eyes and help support apple ipod-
Me: Eeeeeffffff.
Then my mum decided hey why not give Claire my old crappy fake MP3 player made to look like an iPod cos hell she probably doesn't give a damn anyway since when has she ever cared about anything?
WTF.
SAID MP3 PLAYER IS DAMN HARD TO USE, STUPID, AND RIDICULOUS.
I HATE IT TO HELL.
At this rate I'd rather use a cassette player.
And whatever the heck happened to the "Claire after the iPod spoils I'll get you a nice new MP3 player okay??"
THIS IS NOT NEW AND IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT NICE.
Then she says after THIS spoils she'll get me a new one.
I'll bet after this spoils she'll pull a random ancient MP3 player out of nowhere and tell me to use it first.
I hate Apple, officially.
AND fake MP3 players bought in China.
Can I just please throw this to the ground now a nd tell her whoops my hand slipped and it's spoiled, can I have a new MP3 player no pretty please?

RANDOM NON-ANIMEY STUFF:
I HAVE HOMECOMING TICKETS!
COME COME BUY BUY!
One for $10, each consists of $10 worth of paper money which probably cost a lot less to print.
But come.
We'll have fondue.
Probably.
And bubble tea.
PROBABLY.
But seems like fondue and bubble tea are the most common items in XMS Homecoming Days.
So probably = most likely.
Pearl, I insist you come this year DDDDD:
You've missed both my Lower Sec years I think.
INVITE ANYONE ELSE YOU KNOW!!!
At least help me clear my coupons.
I always seem to have problems clearing my set every year.
Day: 10 April 2010.
Time:... Let me get back to you on that... But it's usually around 10am - 5 pm or so, so should be around there?

I cut my hair.
RIIIIGHT.
Obviously, not my plan.
Especially since it now looks like utter crap and nothing at all like my usual style.
And the hairstylist said
Nice what! Somemore this hairstyle can let you regrow your hair long.
Uhh, ever bothered asking if I WANTED to grow my hair long?
The only thing I can think of is:
Long hair = I can ask them to cut it in Mukuro-sama's style <33
But, how long is that gonna take?!!! 2 YEARS?!!!
Nevermind, at least as punishment for giving me such a retardtastic hairstyle, my mum got a MUCH worse one.
She was like...
"I want to cut like this Korean actress in this show, very nice one, it's like bob but the back got one thin ponytail..."
So she cut, except without the ponytail, because she kept INSISTING that it would look nice even though I kept telling her it would look like utter shit.
End result?
She looks like a mushroom.
Even she herself admits it.
And kept whining non-stop like a 5 year old kid, OHMYGOD!!!!!!!
Seriously it pissed me off.
I had to throw cushions at her.
See? This is what happens when you think Koreans are the epitome of beauty when they are actually in fact the epitome of most obvious ugly.
I mean.
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE MODERATE OR HIGHER INCOME WORKING PERSON HAS HAD FREAKING MASS PLASTIC SURGERY, MALE AND FEMALE.
Natually, ALL the artistes have had mass plastic surgery.
If you were to take a look at their 'before' photo, you'd puke your brains out.
UGLY.
And the fact that they did plastic surgery is VERY obvious.
Let's take a look at SNSD alone, cos my bro is pissing me off with him rabidness over them which is probably going to die in one year's time anyway. Or less.
There are TWO pairs of them who look ALMOST IDENTICAL to each other.
The only way you can tell is the height and hair.
The youngest is 19, I think.
Proven my point?

RANDOM ANIMEY STUFF:
SOY'BEAN!
Let's do a headcount.
Me.
Pearl.
Fish?
Li Wen.
Gina?
Li Wen is gonna be going with her own friends, but if we see her I'm gonna spring her.
Gina, dunno yet, I'll show her the details tomorow.
But if she goes I THINK she'll probably be tailing us along.
LET'S ALL SWIM IN THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS ANIME CONVENTIONS ON SATURDAY, YEAH!!!

KHR!
BYAKURAN YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, no amount of paper would be enough for me to express how much I hate him right now.
But I would probably bore you with all that anyways.
So movin on.
Mukuro-sama's Hell Ring is One Word.
AWESOME.
No joke.
WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*W*
I bet it was the one with the eye.
AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!
And COME ON
6996 IS SO TRUE.
Mukuro-sama's the type who doesn't admit his real feelings to anyone!
Besides, he didn't even use remotely harsh words.
Ignorant? Foolish?
Ignorant: Not very aware of the surrounding facts (I don't have a dictionary with me right now okay!)
That's not being mean at all.
Foolish? I go around calling people fools on high but I'm not being mean.
Besides, he doesn't mind Tsuna now that he has his cute little Chrome, and foolish is 'harsher' than ignorant.
Ignorant could just be taken as a description.
HAHA AND ANYWAY SINCE I'M MUKURO-SAMA'S probably not GREATEST FAN, I CAN FULLY UNDERSTAND HIS LOGIC AND ACTIONS!
Hmm hmm! XDDDDD

I'm gonna do a KHR crack fic based on the Dream Match as soon as I get all the artwork for school done.
AS SOON AS I GET ALL THE ARTWORK FOR SCHOOL DONE, I RE-EMPHASIZE. TT_TT
I'm gonna hafta chiong 5 pieces in one night again.
TT____TT

I'm going to try adopting the Moe-Sode chibi art style!
Yeaaah.
You know, the style in which characters don't let their hands out of their sleeves?
So the characters which have sleeves have super duper long sleeves.
Those who don't have sleeves... no diff.

Wanna cosplay Rin from Halloween Monster Party Night~
Go youtube the song.
It's pretty nice. (Personal opinion)
Seems fairly non-difficult, unless you count the mask.
Can someone cosplay another Vocaloid with me, pref Len?
Len: take a piece of long cloth.
Miku: go borrow your mum's business suits.
Kaito and Meiko: no idea.

Game releases:
16/02: Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (DS)
09/03: Final Fantasy XIII (PS3)
14/03: Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver (DS)
23/03: Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey (DS)