Ah, it is SO not a good idea to reward your wondrous success in your future class with FANFICTION of all things
Cos you'll end up... Ermm...
Gosh can someone please ask Claire why she is reading a SHONEN-AI FIC AGAIN?!!!
Horribly dense and all, yes, but reading such fics AGAIN
For the eh, HUNDREDTH TIME, MAYBE?
It's getting kinda lame isn't it.

WHY DON'T I EVER LEARN GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Someone
Just
Kill me.
Right here, right now.
Please.
Kay thanks.

If no one kills me I'll commit uhm, what's that called again?
Seiipuku? Was it?
The one where you take a knife and poke it into your stomach and use all your strength (Gosh knows how you get the strength to cut through your ribcage) to pull the pointy object all the way uuuup to your heart.
On myself.
UGAH HOW COULD I DESCRIBE SUCH AN ACT OF SUICIDE IN SUCH A CUTE WAY?!
Er... but then again I find the different methods of suicide interesting yeah...
-Major sadist-

AH NO
CLAIRE
STOP FREAKING
SMILING GAH DAMMIT
WAIT WHY AM I STILL?!!!!
Ah damn it all
CALM DOWN
BREATHE
Think!
THINK MUKURO-SAMA!
THINK HIS CUTE LITTLE CHROME!
THINK OF THEM TOGETHER!
Okay now you can smile for a PROPER reason.
Even though to be accurate I'm spazzing out on the ground rolling my head on the table and squeaking and fangirling with sheer delight cos I just love 6996 too much.

BUT ON A DIFFERENT NOTE!
CLAIRE HAS ACHIEVED COMPLETE AND UTTER SUCCESS IN HER SUBJECTS!!!
Yeah and the new school year hasn't even started yet moron!
I HAVE!
English (duh)
Maths (duh boooo)
AMaths (duh boooo)
Chinese (duh BOOOOO)
Bio (WHOOO :D but then again they wouldn't throw me into Physics. I mean LOOK AT MY PHYSICS MARKS ARGH)
Chem (duh boooo. but it could be worse I guess)
SS/Hist (WHOOO :D SOOO beats SS/Geog cos Geog is waaay booooring. COME ON ADMIT IT HETALIA PWNS)
AND...
ART YAAAHOOOO!!!
-resists urge to start cheering like Lazarus and Prinny-
See? COMPLETE AND UTTER SUCCESS.
-Has absolutely no sense of humility so don't say I'm too humble for my own good D<-
FIRST CHOICE
SUCCESSSS!!!!
Hehe and Jin Hui's exactly the same as me too, except that she has pure Geog instead of Art.
HERE'S TO HOPING WE'LL BE IN THE SAME CLASS NEXT YEAR!! YEAH!!!
New friends would be good and all but it'll be nice to have someone I know too XD
Ying Hui and Seow Ting...
Go away you traitors D:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
EVIL
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ah well but to be honest my marks probably weren't my best shot
I think I could score an ace if I actually tried XD
-The person who spent the whole exam period doodling on practice papers or finding all sorts of excuses to game or write fics instead of mugging for just 1 minute-
-Has a concentration span of a mere 5 seconds and a I'm-gonna-do-well-for-my-future-and-if-I-wanna-get-into-my-Art-class-or-just-get-promoted-to-Sec-3-EXPRESS-alone determination of 0.0000000000000001 / 100-
-The retard who SOMEHOW managed to do reasonably well despite all these ridiculous factors-
But then again I DID pray to Mukuro-sama to help me so it's only natural that I would pass at least! XDD
SO HERE'S TO MY SUCCESS NEXT YEAR!!!! -raises London Choco Roll up like a wine glass-
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
CLAIRE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SUGAR HIGH!
SUGAR HIGH IS GOOD FOR WRITING CRACK!FANFICS AND FOR AFA!!!!
Okay tell you what
Since I have too much time during the holidays minus the
-Cross Edge time
-Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days Proud mode time
-Doodling time
-Writing my own fanfictions time
-Plotting various ways to get money for a tablet to achieve greater fanart-y heights
-And blah
I HAVE 2 IDEAS!!!
IDEA 1: This is pure fun and an attempt to see whether anyone can recognise my CRACK! writing style. And my retarded sense of humor. (Admit it, my CRACK! fics always have this weird-funny sense of humor.) Go to FF.net and TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT MY FF.NET ACCOUNT IS. :D FUN NO? (JIN HUI IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT MY PENNAME IS. If you even remember it that is.) I'll be honest if you find it. Tell me if you can find it and I'll tell you whether you're right or not XD
HINT: I HAVE written (multiple? or just one? Up to you to decide) KHR fic(s) before. And by written I mean written and posted up on FF.net.
IDEA 2: JUST TELL ME ANY CRACK FICS YOU WANT ME TO WRITE. But a fandom I actually know please. Preferably know and fangirl about, so I can get into the crack-y mood easier. Yeah I'm serious. It's free peoples!
BTW if you're thinking of suggesting a fic so I'll post it up on FF.net and you'll be able to find me through said fic, forget about it. I'll put it up on my dA account cos it's been rotting anyway.

I need to get a butterfly clip/clips to give myself a new hairstyle cos
1. my newly cut hair is too short to tie (to be precise, I CAN tie a chibichibi ponytail, but looping my rubberband over ten times is like >_>)
2. my hair is spiky and while I like spiky, I'm not used to it (okay not really spiky, more like one strand pokes out here, one strand pokes out there, more strands poke out everywhere)
3. there's this bit that... pokes out. And by pokes out I mean pokes out UGLYLY

I realise I have this strange habit to talk in third-person to myself... >_>
Actually I realised that a loooong loooooooong time ago but whatever.
Claire, get a grip on yourself.
...And I did it again.

CROSS EDGE CROSS EDGE CROOOOOOSS EEEEEEDGGGGEEEEEEEEE
Actually, why am I still playing my horribly messed up save file in which Ayatane is doomed to die?
AYATANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTT________TTTTTTT
Lyner will be SO sad dammit.
Whatever you are thinking about me right now, stop thinking.
I KNOW what you are thinking.
Rawrrawr.
You've got a seriously wrong impression about me, dammit.
And I mourn the serious lack of Cross Edge fics on FF.net.
3 ONLY?!!!
WTH
I should go write one
But only after someone manages to find my account so I don't like totally give myself away.
I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK SO TOO BAD XPPPP
At least, smart about things I want to be smart about/actually interested in
I call it SELECTIVE INTELLIGENCE XDDD
Like the time I totally OWNED my dad in a history discussion thanks to my newly-gained knowledge by reading Hetalia
Yeah I'm serious :D
See Hetalia IS educational!
If you're not convinced at least it makes you smart enough to force your parents to acknowledge the fact that you're SMARTER than them XD
-Probably gonna get struck by divine lightning the next day-
So those who haven't read/watched (preferably read but better watch than nothing I guess) it yet GOGOGO NOWS!