Wednesday, September 30, 2009 @ 6:56 AM
Aha Hetalia is so funny~~
I'm reading off this web~~ http://aph.starry-sky.com/index.html Still, I mantain that Hetalia is highly educational! History classes should be using Hetalia in their textbooks! I've already learnt more historical stuff in one day than I have for one year. And the facts are SERIOUSLY funny. I'm rofl-ing and these are as I said FACTS. I never knew history was so amusing. Yeah like this for example... (I copy pasted from the web) The scene is the front, where the German Army and the Italian Army are facing off against each other. Both sides have barricaded themselves inside their trenches, and as neither one is able to do any damage to the another, they have arrived at a stalemate. However, in order to get the Italians to poke their heads out of the trenches so they can shoot at them, the Germans came up with the scheme of calling a common Italian name. German Soldier: Marco! Is Marco over there? Italian Soldier: I'm right here! And as soon as he pops his head out of the hole a sniper gets him. After taking severe casualties from this trick, the Italian troops finally learned from their mistakes and tried the same thing on the Germans. Italian Soldier: Hey! Adolf! Is Adolf there? German Soldier: Hey, who just called my name? Italian Soldier: It was me! And he jumps up and gets shot. LIKE OMGROFL I remember there was another fact where the Russian soldiers were invading dunnowhat country By plane I think... Then when preparing to parachute down they looked down at the ground And went: "Hey look! The ground is completely covered with snow! Awesome! The snow is soft, right?! So let's all jump without parachutes cos we'll definitely survive anyway!" So they all (yes ALL) jumped off the plane without parachutes and naturally all died a gruesome death. So much for THAT invasion plan XD Japan + Italy + Germany = Claire's favourite trio of doom <3 They're damn amusing okay Especially Italy for all his cute idiocity For some reason, China's Hello Kitty has a mouth. OMG SERIOUS O_O I love this quote I saw in Hetalia. "I was told to read the situation but I didn't know which bookstore it was in~~" "Ahaha me too~~~" |
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 @ 6:10 AM
I have a sudden ramdom urge to senselessly advertise the songs I'm listening to right now @_@
So whee here goes~~ ALL EYES ON LUKA :D I think the dance is extremelyy cool :DD Meh this version of the song sounds Luka-ish but I prefer the smoother and less robotic version <3 MMD FTW manz Thanks to it we can now listen to pwnsome songs AND see pwnsome dances <33 ARGH SINCE YOUTUBE IS REFUSING TO LET ME PUT UP THE NEXT VIDEO I SHALL JUST LEAVE THE LINK HERE T_T MUST LISTEN TO IT OKAY! IT'S REALLY DAMN NICEEE~~ INFINITELY NICEEEE~~~~ ...Meh I'm starting to sound like Jin Hui. Not good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFBRMmaJu8o YES IT'S IRIE-SAN'S AWESOME CHARACTER SONG OF PWNESS~! No Control <33333333 My gosh Irie-san's voice is damn HAWT And SEXY TO THE EXTREEEMEEEE Haha STILL can't beat Mukuro-sama though~~~~~ Because Mukuro-sama is the BEST and nobody can beat him~~~~~~~ But Irie-san ranks second for the singing now, yes he does. ^o^ I mean Even the STARTING alone is made of pwn <3 The sorta digitally starting <33 THEN HE UNLEASHES A BOMB ON ALL THE FANGIRLS' MINDS WITH SUCH AN AWESOMELY SMEXYYYYY VOICEEEEEE -nosebleeds and dies- I believe I have now traumatised Pearl for LIFE when I suddenly started screaming about how hot Hot HOTTT Irie-san's voice was last night over MSN She fled for like... 10 minutes I think... -sweatdroppy- Cos I watch the anime and even though Irie-san DOES sound hot in it, this completely blows the limit on how hot a voice can actually be <3 DDDDD: I can't believe I can't find any translations for No Control DDDDDDDDD: Oh well but there's Romaji :D You can sing along with it at least XD No Control Yami ka hikari ka kono DOA wo aketara futatabi modoreruka Sou yokubou ni rekishi wa mayou Jidai okure no DEBAISU ni donna ni aichaku ga attemo Sude ni tsunagaru basho mo nakute Tomaranai No Control Iki sakinado No Control dare mo kitto No Control shiranai mama susun dekita No Control sekai no ishi No Control shitagau nara Tatoe kokoro ni uso tsuitemo No No No, No No No, No No No, tears Tooku he sasou atsui kaze asu wo yume mite nemuru akari Sou shuuchaku ga jyama wo shiteiru Mamorubeki taisetsu na mono kowashitaku nai sugita kioku Sude ni kaeru basho nakushite mo Kakugo shite No Control RUTO mo RURU mo No Control kimerarenai No Control sadamedato ka nageku mae ni No Control Sekai no ishi No Control Shitagau nara Tatoe kokoro ni uso tsuitemo No No No, No No No, No No No, tears Yume wo shinjita koto to yume ga kanatteku koto ni nani mo soukansei wa nai Nano ni hito wa yumemiru fushigi na ikimono da ne soshite boku mo No Control Iki sakinado No Control Dare mo kitto No Control Shiranai mama susun dekita No Control Sekai no ishi No Control shitagau nara Tatoe kokoro ni uso tsuite mo No No No, No No No, No No No, tears Had fun singing? XD Such a pwnsome song~~~~ ...Yes I HAVE tried stuffing the Kanji lyrics under Google Translate but what I got was so ... weird I decided to pretend I never saw it. NO I DON'T MEAN THE SONG IS SICK OR ANYTHING I MEAN THIS IS IRIE-SAN YOU KNOW NOT SHAMAL! I just mean I can't make freaking head or tails out of the translations! And like OMG to blow a bigger bomb... BYAKURAN Lessee... Can I upload it here? =___= No I can't. Again. Oh well link here we goes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWAPE-qvJnI Title is so... Byakuran I mean... Perfect World? Yeah that's SO him. Perfect World Arashi no mae no shizukesa ga tadayou Karada wo kakeru zokuzoku haneru BEAT Yokubou ga ranhanshasuru PERFECT WORLD he Afuredasu honnou ni michibikareru mama I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Honoo kakagero! PARTY no hajimari I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Moyashi tsukuse osakebi wo agero Party!! Saikou no shigeki boku ni kurerukana Warui kaoshite kimajime na yatsu bakkada Zetsubou no bangaichi kara PERFECT WORLD he Karamitsuku bonnou ni mi wo makasechatte I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Tamashi kogase PARTY wa kore kara I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Ikari kurue! Mukidashi no RIARU Party!! Boku no hane ga urayamashiin darou? Yuuga ni mauyo Subete mitasu kaikan wo te ni ireru Fly High! I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Honoo kakagero! PARTY no hajimari I’ll be get my perfect world, Please don’t let me down. Moyashi tsukuse! Osakebi wo agero Party! Pffth like OMG this song made me laugh. 1. He sings 'moyashi' more than a couple of times 2. He sings 'party' in such a happy gay voice AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My gosh isn't he supposed to be the Ultimate Badass of KHR? 3. 'I'll be get my perfect world' FIRST: LOL GRAMMAR, GRAMMAR, BYAKURAN I KNOW it's Japlish but that. Is. So. Freaking. Amusing. To. The. Extreme. YEAH MILLEFIORE CHARACTER ALBUM FTW! There's Uni-chan and Gamma-san too but... Uni: Her song is PWN~ also but I just decided I shall not mention it here D: Gamma: HE SINGS IN HORRIBLE SOUNDING ENGLISH PEOPLES, ENGLISH!!!! THE ENTIRE SONG IS ENGLISSSSSHHHHH Okay more like Japlish. What can I say? I heard, I screamed (in shockhorror), I fainted, I died. That is all for Gamma-san's song. I shall now go stuff Byakuran ... HOLY SHIT IT'S DAMN WEIRD!!!!! IT'S EVEN WEIRDER THAN IRIE-SAN'S SONG! A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-And I'm seriously grossed out since the phrase 'Real naked Party' comes up. I'M SERIOUS ...Byakuran Unfortunately, it is still bad. ANYWAYS SOME GOOD AWESOME PWNSOME NEWS FOR KHR FANS~~~~!!!! Oh and it's after exams so you can just take note of it and go YAY later XD MORE NEW CHARACTER SONGS ARE COMING OUT FOR THE VONGOLA FAMILY~~~~ OUR BELOVED VONGOLA FAMILY~~~ AND OMG YES!!!! MUKURO-SAMA HAS AN ALBUM/SONG WITH HIS CUTE LITTLE CHROME~~~~~~~~~~~ 6996 fangirl is dying of happiness <3333 And the dates are! 18th November 2009 Sawada Tsunayoshi/Reborn Gokudera Hayato/Yamamoto Takeshi 2nd December 2009 Hibari Kyoya/Sasagawa Ryohei Miura Haru & Sasagawa Kyoko/I-Pin & Lambo 16th December 2009 Rokudo Mukuro/Chrome Dokuro Hi-Hibari-san... and Ryohei-san? O___o Now I seriously wasn't expecting that but whatever I'm still happy :D |
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Friday, September 25, 2009 @ 12:50 AM
I HAVE A PLAN!
A GRAND PLAN! A VERY GRAND PLAN INDEED! Unfortunately this plan is effective only after exams but still. Cos I really need to find the freaking MOTIVATION. TO. MUG. Instead of spending my time on this plan, however grand it may be. THE PLAN IS TO EARN MONEY TO BUY A TABLET OF MY OWN!!! Yeah yeah I know it doesn't sound like much of a plan but PLEASE, we're not even done discussing HALF of the plan :D THE FINER DETAILS(?) OF THE PLAN!! Well obviously I need to get the cash right? And there isn't any job that hires 14 year olds and pays them like a decent amount a month. And I doubt I will even like those jobs =_= So I decided I might as well put my artistic Literally! :D So the plan is to draw some stuff, print them or something and sell them to any Actually it doesn't sound like much of a plan does it? Hmm. And I'll actually need some money to start off '~' Cos like there's the printing (I can't use my house printer manz I'll get murdered by my dad) And MAYBEEEE laminating? And this is assuming I'm only doing stuff like... bookmarks or something. And here's the pathetic thing: They'll all be chibis. Yes ALL Because... My nonchibi drawings suck -emos- I've finally come to face the truth T_T Drawing too many chibis have thrown my proportions outta whack How sad. So yes that's the plan. I shall be able to 1. improve my drawing skills(?) 2.earn enough money to buy a tablet :D (provided anyone is even blind enough to buy stuff of mine =_=;) And the ultra suck thing is that I'm definitely going to have to do some digital editing for it to look nice. But that means I'm gonna have to do it with a MOUSE ._____. This is gonna suuuck. I'm gonna need help for THAT part. CLAIRE'S GOAL IS THIS!!!! -tadaaaa- Oh maybe the Bamboo Fun thing =_=; No idea which is better even after looking at reviews. Weird I know there's one tablet where you can actually see the image you're editing/drawing on the drawing area. I want that one cos I think I'd suck if I had to keep looking at both the screen and tablet (oh well maybeeee I'll learn eventually? I doubt it) But 1. I bet it's damn ex 2. I have no idea whether it even IS this == LOLS I SUCK OH ANOTHER THING IS THAT THE STUFF I'M DRAWING WILL TOTALLY SUCK BECAUSE I'LL HAVE TO HANDRAW IT T_T It's damn sad to be an artist without a tablet I tell you. HANDS UP WHO WILL EVEN BUY MY STUFF IF I DO SELL THEM!!!!! Yeah see? Nobody. :D Maybe it wasn't such a great plan afterall? >_> Cos no one's gonna buy it anyway. But I've gotta find a way to earn money for my tablet >____> Sigh why can't my life ever be simple >______________> Maybe it's cos it would be dead boring that way. OMG SOMEONE GIMME A TABLET FREEEEEEEE TT_________TT I WILL BE ETERNALLY IN YOUR DEBT |
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 @ 6:37 AM
Omg
How do I describe my current emotion. I was reading Katekyo This page http://www.onemanga.com/Katekyo_Hitman_Reborn/258/12/ When I saw Squalo-san My heart felt like it was being squeezed Damn super tightly It's still feels like it's being squeezed And I want to cry but can't cry SQUALO-SAN CAN'T DIE HE CAN'T DIE DAMMIT I'm practically crying now The only thing missing is the tears Why can't I cry? It's better to cry if it helps me to release the pain in my heart But instead now I'm stuck with having this gigantic hole in it SQUALO-SAN DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE DON'T DIE DON'T DIE DON'T DIE DON'T DIE Now I know how it feels like to have your heart totally and completely crushed. All you people reading this right now And probably even Squalo-san's most rabid fangirls Are thinking WTF this is so dumb how can you possibly like someone who doesn't actually exist THAT much Ok fine go ahead and think I'm weird I can't hear you All I know is that I DO feel something and I'm gonna stay true and say what my heart says Even if it means I'm going to be ridiculed for the rest of my life for it. Emo post much? |
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Friday, September 18, 2009 @ 5:37 AM
Haix today woke up thinking it was Saturday =_=
Woke up at six. Thinks: Why I wake up so early. -attempts to fall asleep again but forced up- Thinks: I thought today is Saturday. Thinks: I need to mug for Physics. -Brain suddenly clears- Me: OMG TODAY IS FRIDAY I NEED TO STUDY PHYSICS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I barely managed to pass my Physics quiz :D Not bad for less than 2 hours of studying the entire chapter on electricity. Media Club bonding session. WE PLAYED ULTRA LAME GAMES :D But it was fun! Or maybe that's cos I'm a super lame person. I was like LITERALLY the only person enjoying the games. Maybe Wen Soon also? And Ye An was the only guy in our otherwise all-girl team XD GAME ONE! KEEP THE BALLOON IN THE AIR FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! WITH A CATCH! Only your breath is allowed! HAHA Our group got kicked out of the game early cos we cheated :D We went to very un-secretly use our hands to hit the balloons when they were going to drop Celine caught us easily XD "We not the only group cheating leh!" "Ya I know all the other groups also cheating!" (Lionel cheats RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER EYES) "But you guys the FIRST group to cheat so I throw you out!" "Walao where can de? XD" But it was quite nice to be kicked out cos we just sat on the floor and tried hitting the balloons at each other faces while slacking. XD After practically everyone was caught cheating Celine ordered us all to die! XD Nah but she tied everyone's hands to their back and one foot to another group member. I got tied to Jocelin :D But the stupid thing was that 1) Half of us were flexible enough to bring our hands over our heads and to the front again 2) The raffia string was tied so loosely that the other half could EASILY slip their hands out .___. And seriously no one cared about our legs. Unless Bernard tied the string so tightly that it cut into your skin In which case we just asked Celine to cut the string and tie it looser :D So we tried the game again! It was still fail because even though no one cheated now it's pretty impossible to keep 2 balloons in the air with your mere breath alone. =_= So Celine changed the game to GAME TWO! Some kinda mega many legged race! So this time we lined up in rows in our groups Then everyone's legs got tied to the legs of the person on their left and right Obviously except the side most two people (me and Ye An YAY) Then walk/hop/crawl/slide (YES CELINE SAID "HELL YOU CAN CRAWL THERE OR SLIDE ON YOUR ASS IF YOU WANT") from one end of the parade square to the other end! Our group was pretty cool :D At first we were second And Lionel's group was first But then they suddenly slowed down And Ye An was like "FASTER FASTER LOUDER LOUDER!" Then we practically screamed "ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO!!!!!!" And the magic ultra loud one-twoing suddenly made us super fast O_O WE WON BY A HUGE MARGIN :D GAME THREE! The game where your throw a balloon into the air Then scream somebody's name And that person has to run forwards and whack it and scream someone else's name And so on! :D Super funny. They drew eyes and a mouth on the balloon Then for some reason the purple highlighter for the mouth smudged so there was 'lipstick' on it XD Wen Zhi and Ye An seem to be very loved/hated A lot of people kept calling them Wen Soon 'cheated' :D But smart! He purposely kept calling people's Chinese names So the person would be called and would be like uhhh who? Until someone else tells him/her to quickly run forwards and whack the balloon :D Usually it's too late though XD "Lionel!" Lionel: -slow reaction- -runs forwards- -balloon about to hit ground- "OH SHIT!" -quickly thinks and sticks foot out and kicks balloon upwards- Celine: "LIONEL!" =___= Lionel: "What! You never say like that cannot mah!" Celine: "Okay, we going to play a game. A nuclear bomb has dropped on Singapore." "EVERYONE DIE ALREADY LA! HOW TO PLAY!" Celine: "PRETEND LA! PRETEND!! Okay so nuclear bomb dropped on Singapore. But there's a anti-radiation shelter. But can only fit six people from each group. So at least three people from each group must be sacrified. They die for the greater good. Those people come forward and tell me your reasons why you should die." "WALAO IF REALLY GOT BOMB DROP ON US THEN WHY WE STILL DEBATE WHO TO DIE?! WHOEVER CHIONG IN FIRST GET TO STAY LORH!" Celine: "Shut up la." Wen Soon: "Can everyone die together? :D" Celine: "Ahahahaha, good plan. No cannot." Me: -points to crowd queuing up to die- "Wah, hell got a lot of patronizers today." Lionel: -runs back to his group- "I change my mind. Don't want to die liao." Me: "Hell very full, so Lionel came back." Wen Zhi: "Celine, can take the balloons home?" Celine: "Can." Wen Zhi: :D "Okay, I shall name this balloon Mrs Lipstick." Me: "Mrs Lipstick?" Wen Zhi: "Ya, Mrs Lipstick. See the purple lipstick?" Me: "As in why not Mr?" Wen Zhi: "Mrs." Me: "Maybe Miss?" Wen Zhi: "No, she's married." Me: "I see." WZ: "But her husband died. So actually she's a Madam." Me: "How sad. I'm sorry Mdm Lipstick." WZ: "It's okay." Jia Wen: "So you're her second husband?" WZ: "Ya. So her full name is Mdm Lipstick Ng." Wen Zhi: "Balloons have a memory span of one second. That's why when you hit them they don't feel any pain cos they forget all about it." Me: O o O Wen Zhi: "Unless you poke them with something sharp. If you poke them with something sharp they'll feel pain. But if you DO do that they die instantly." Wen Zhi: "Balloons grow up very fast you know." Me: "Really? O_O" Wen Zhi: "Ya. Cos when you blow the balloon up it's like getting bigger and bigger so it grow up very fast. But that means it also dies very fast cos it shrinks to this tiny flat thing after 2 days." Wen Zhi: -brings scissors close to Mdm Lipstick- Me: O_O "DON'T KILL MDM LIPSTICK!" Wen Zhi: "I won't but why?" Me: "Cannot let her die painful death mah." Wen Zhi: "You mean we should let her die naturally?" Me: "YA THAT'S IT! NATURAL DEATH!" Wen Zhi: "But Mdm Lipstick is gravely ill. She only has 2 more days left to live." Me: "Nevermind. Must let her die natural death." Dawn: "Okay, as forfeit, Geraldine that group must do duck waddle around the entire parade square." Celine: "Don't la. So big. They walk halfway die already." Dawn: "Okay in that case go duckwalk around... that little yellow shape there." -Geraldine's group runs around the shape in a half standing half squatting position- Dawn: "OI LIKE THAT NOT COUNTED LEH! Do again!" -They do the same thing again- Dawn: "YOU KNOW WHAT DUCKWALK MEANS OR NOT?!" -They keep doing the same thing- OAO CLAIRE NEEDS FANFICTIOOOOOOONNN!!!! And Katekyo. Quoth Seow Ting: "New episode of Katekyo shall be released on Sunday 11.15 am on gogoanime.com!" But I'm not there yet =_= So oh well. I need to catch up. Oh you know my mum suggested I sell some of my art to my friends O_O To like you know earn a bit of money. But like wtf who will want to buy my art. =________= If anyone of you managed to endure my randomness up above to read this point then just tell me if you will actually even THINK about buying my art =_= No one right? If anyone even wants to buy my art ANY art I think I will love you forever. ...Someone help me figure out how to submit fanart to douhao. But it doesn't even fit the theme. I'm attempting to submit one of my KHR fanart. |
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