クレアは非常に心に傷を負った!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
本当に。
本当に。
本当に!!!!!!
Bought a Katekyo Hitman Reborn! artbook.
Was damn cool and I love it
One of the art was the Vongola Guardians, Tsuna and Reborn cosplaying.
Well normally I would scream and start to fangirl
Not to mention probably drool over their cosplays
And my scream would be loud enough for the whole of Singapore to hear me loud and clear.
But this time instead
I was like -insert a super stoned anime face-
And you are now asking what weird cosplays could possibly have SO caused
This super INSANE RABID fangirl to drop dead not of fangirlism
BUT WITH UTTER SHOCKHORROR?
You want weird
The artbook will give you WEIRD

-In Claire's personal impression of who had the highest role in killing her-
Ascending order:
(1) Tsuna: Some rugby guy. No idea. Hence the lowest position.

(2) Reborn (DRAW WITH RYOHEI): Chopper (One Piece). Doesn't watch OP so not so affected but like wth?!

(2) Ryohei (DRAW WITH REBORN): Prince of Tennis O______________O Perchance does this guy he's cosplaying go about screaming
"TO THE EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
too?

(3) 5YEAROLD LAMBO: Kon (BLEACH) -insert slightly stoned face- But then again he's tiny so Kon fits... I guess... And both of them are annoying in their own ways.

(4) Yamamoto: No idea. Reason why he's 4 then is cos first thing I thought of was Lelouch wearing his school uniform. -insert stoned face- Probably wrong though. BUT this position is based on the 99% wrong assumption that it IS Lelouch he's cosplaying as...

WARNING FROM HERE ON OUT IT'S GONNA GET VERY OMGWTF IS THIS-EY.


(5) Mukuro-sama (he didn't kill me the worst aren't you surprised): TYKI MIKK (D.Gray-man) OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This I can confidently assure you I screamed and died on the spot.
Of shockhorror AND a nosebleed.
I mean Mukuro-sama is hot enough to begin with and cosplaying Tyki just made him even more so.
But seriously I was like -stoned- ZOMG WTF IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So much for people making fanarts of Mukuro-sama cosplaying as Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji.

(6)Hibari-san (FISH YOU WILL DIE): YAGAMI LIGHT (Death Note)?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really screamed also.
But for a different reason.
"Ya...ga...mi... Rai...TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........." -grip on artbook tightens 100fold-
-resists urge to slam book shut and hurl it against the wall-
-but only because that would damage the book-
To my utter horror Hibari-san's cosplay was complete with a Death Note and a pen.
Yes THE pen.
And he looked extremely in character which made it even more traumatizing.
Just without the insanity.

AND THE CHAMPION IS
(If you've been taking notes you'll know who it is)
HAYATO GOKUDERA.
I SWEAR TO GOD
OR BUDDHA
OR JASHIN
OR WHOEVER IT IS UP THERE
THAT THIS SERIOUSLY TRAUMATISED ME
I SHALL NEVER LOOK AT GOKUDERA THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN.
HE WAS COSPLAYING
SASU
FREAKING
GAY.
FROM NARUTO SHIPPUDEN.
Claire: -insta killed!-
YES
YES
I'M SERIOUS
I'M NOT JOKING
SASU-FREAKING-GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZOMGWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
NOW YOU KNOW WHY HE'S THE CHAMPION
"SA!SU!GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-killing aura explodes out and shoots off limits-
-only thing preventing Claire from burning artbook is that it IS a KHR artbook and not a Naruto one-
AND NOW YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And hell I am STILL DAMN TRAUMATIZED
But we must move on ._________.
Earlier today:
Me: -accidentally drops KHR vol 19 to the ground (cover was TYL!Mukuro-sama)- -resists urge to fall to knees in forgiveness with A LOT of difficulty- OH MY GOD MUKURO-SAMA I DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T
Yes I screamed that.
But I wasn't the only person in the room
So if my maid saw me start kneeling for forgiveness from a BOOK I think she'd call the mental institute.
And that's the only reason why I didn't do it.

Hoho I own KHR volumes 15-19 AND TWO KHR artbooks
Aren't you jealous of me.
I think I've just found a new collecting love.
Artbooks hoho.
If I ever decide to rent out my collection one day
I will never sell it so GIVE IT UP MY DEAR MOTHER
I think I could end up one heck of a rich. O__________O

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DID ANYONE SEE THURSDAY'S ZBCOMMA'S ART CORNER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WWWWWWWWWW<
CHIBI
I REPEAT CHIBI
HIBARI-SAN AND DINO-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HIBIRD AND ANIMALS REPRESENTING THEIR FUTURE BOX ANIMALS!!!!
Me (was in General Office doing Morning Assembly Duty): !!!!!!!!! -insert pathetic attempt at muffling fangirl squeal-
Fellow AVA members on duty and whole of General Office workers: -stares....-
Me: -still cannot completely muffle squeal getting worse in fact-

-Chirping along super happily to Sakura Addiction-
Hibird reference not intentional

桜咲く　舞い落ちる　何も無い　ぼくの手の上
儚くて　優しくて　壊れそう　きみみたいな花

いつもの改札を　擦り抜けて行くあの子はそう
輝く目をして　毎日何か掴み取って行くんだ

ぼくはと言えば　何にも無い毎日繰り返して
冷えた心持ってさ　花開く瞬間探して目を閉じる

桜咲く　舞い落ちる　何も無い　ぼくの手の上
儚くて　優しくて　壊れそう　きみみたいな花

汚れたスパイクなら　心の奥に仕舞い込んだ
「これでいいんだよ」と　過ぎいく春の逃げ道　探してるんだろう

無くして　諦めたボール
見つけてくれたのは　きみでした

春が来る　咲き誇る　グランドが　風に揺れる
踏みしめて　泣き出した　溢れそう　きみみたいな花

此処に在る　忘れ物　取りに来た　ぼくの手の上
儚くて　優しくて　壊れそう　きみみたいな花

sakura saku maiochiru
nanimonai boku no te no ue
hakanakute yasashikute
kowaresou kimi mitai na hana

itsumo no kaisatsu wo surinuketeiku ano ko wa sou
kagayaku me wo shite mainichi nanika tsukami totte yukun da
boku wa to ieba nanimonai mainichi kurikaeshite
hieta kokoro mottesa hana hiraku shunkan sagashite me wo tojiru

sakurasaku maiochiru
nanimonai boku no te no ue
hakanakute yasashikute
kowaresou kimi mitai na hana

yogoreta supaiku nara kokoro no oku nishimaikonda
kore de iindayo to sugiyuku haru no nigemichi sagashiterun darou

nakushite akirameta boru mitsukete kureta no wa kimi deshita

haru ga kuru sakihokoru
gurando ga kaze ni yureru
fumishimete nakidashita
koboresou kimi mitai na hana

koko ni aru wasuremono
tori ni kita boku no te no ue
hakanakute yasashikute
kowaresou kimi mitai na hana

Damn sore throat my voice sucks .___________.
I think I'll go down later to buy Strepsils.