I realide 201'09 is full of extremely weird people.
Last Friday Applied Science:
Mrs Seetoh: So we're going to use this recovery broth. Does anyone know what broth means? Yes it means like soup. And what is in soup?
Avel: Chicken.
Mrs Seetoh: Yes correct its nutrients.
-Whole class starts laughing-
I can't believe how bad Mrs Seetoh's ears are. And the reason why this does not make sense is because we are not gonna like go drink soup or anything. We're doing some experiment to make bacteria grow. Then after stuffing it full of the glowing stuff we hafta give it some kinda recovery broth to make it accept the weird glowy thing and start glowing itself.
So no the recovery broth totally does NOT contain chicken.
Yesterday: Analatical Thinking Skills:
So we have to think of some kind of weird job and whether we have any disabilities as that job. Eg: a beggar with like no hand of something.
Each group has to have one 'rich' job and one 'poor' job. So I volunteer to be so called poor.
Me=farmer's assistant cuz I insisted I dun wanna be a FARMER XD.
So Vivien asked me what I'm going as.
But I thought she meant what disability I have (if any).
Therefore:
Vivien: Claire, what are you?
Me: Mentally retarded.
So it sounded like I was mentally retarded not my job.
Today another Analatical Thinking Skills lesson.
We had this weird test.
One of the question:
A group of people are cutting down trees in a forest. The squirrels decide to take revenge against them and group themselves into 2 groups, the Biters and the Throwers. The Biters consist of a single squirrel per group who will bite off the noses of a person. The Throwers consist of 3 squirrels per group who will throw acorns at a person. ..... cont.
Me: -mentally thinking- No one should ever underestimate the power of squirrels from now on. They will bite your nose off, chew it to shreds and feast on them. And they shall throw acorns at you until your eyes drop out then throw your eyes back at you like how they throw acorns.
Later after handing up test:
Mr Shakil(dunno how to spell @_@) was telling us about a story of this guy who got some crazy ring which turned him invisible when he wore it. Then he asked us what we would do if we had a ring like that.
Results:
Destroy schools.
Hijack planes.
Kill Mrs Khor.
blah. Many weird stuff.
Wen Keat: Rape the squirrels.
DON'T ASK
But apparently he was referring to the squirrels in above mentioned question...
Crystal was like HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GO ABOUT RAPING THE TINY SQUIRREL.
XD
Class of Randomness'09 XD