CLAIRE'S RANT.
IF YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE READING RANTS THEN SKIP THIS.
THIS POST CONTAINS EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF GUNDAM RANTING AND THE BOMBING OF KOREA.
FINAL WARNING.
OKAY BEGIN THE RANT.

I think I'm watching too much Gundam, but seriously.
Someone needs to bring out the Gundams and declare an armed intervention on Korea!!!!!
Dammit.
They made plans for a nuclear bomb.
Everyone protested.
They went ahead and built it anyway.
Everyone was like don't you dare release it.
THEY FIRED IT AND CALLED IT A "TEST".
...Hands up all who believe Korea.
-looks around at no one raising hands-
Thought so.
Japan readied its troops in case they needed to DEFEND themselves.
Korea said that if Japan intercepted their missile, it would be taken as a declaration of war.
-insert every single swear word in the entire universe-
A TEST.
If it's only a TEST, why would defending one's own country be a declaration of freaking WAR.
They are OBVIOUSLY trying to bomb someone.
DAMMIT.
We need an armed intervention against them.
Either that or we drop a BIGGER nuclear bomb on them first.
I'm in favour of the Gundams but since the age of Gundams is (if we follow the anime) hundreds of years away, we'll have to form Celestial Being first before we can go and officially scare the shit out of Korea with gigantic mechas with GN drives and awesome techology.
Therefore, despite my craze about Gundams, I prefer instant action.
Like bombs.
Dammit we need to retaliate.
I have no intention of dying by being BOMBED, no thank you.
I am not Lockon.
Or worse because if it's a NUCLEAR bomb the whole of Singapore would sink below the sea and not a single body will be found.
I have REALLY no intention of having my poisoned body being eaten by fish.
And having the poisoned fish being eaten by bigger fishes.
CHAIN REACT.
In short.
Then the Koreans fish up the bigass fishes.
And eat it.
Then they get poisoned and die.
....................
Not a bad thought.
Not a bad chain reaction either.
Imagine getting killed by a nuclear bomb you dropped.
It's like killing yourself. Taking a gun and shooting yourself in the head.
Except better.
OH THE BEST OF ALL.
Everyone warned you not to drop the bomb.
So its like people are trying to HELP SAVE YOUR LIFE.
But you go HA I don't need your pity.
So you went ahead and dropped the bomb.
One country goes utter boom.
You go HAHAHAHA I wiped a country off the face of the earth.
Insert whole list of chain reactions.
Dumb Korean goes yay fish yum.
-Mimicks swallowing something and clutches throat-
Korean says OMG WHAT IS THIS POISON. Coff die.
Doctor announces to family who didn't eat fish:
"Soandso died of nuclear poisoning. It was in the fish. The most recent bomb dropped was ours a year ago, so chances are said bomb caused his/her death."
GOD THAT IS SO AMUSING.
Sadly I cannot do that.
Or rather despite the amusingness of it all, I'd rather not.
Because that means Singapore will have to get so utterly blown up.
With me in it.
So no.
Therefore I will settle for the next thing that I can think of besides Gundam, armed interventions and chain reactions.
GO OBAMA.
WHY DON'T YOU SLAM KOREA.
IF YOU CAN SLAM YOUR BANKS, YOU CAN SLAM KOREA.
GO SLAM THEM LIKE THERE'S NO TOMOROW.
THERE WON'T BE ONE ANYWAY IF KOREA LAUNCHES ANOTHER BOMB.
SO SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.

Come to think of it, why HASN'T he slammed them yet.
I remember reading somewhere in the news that he was freaking pissed though.
So maybe the slamming will come soon.
Afterall the newspapers sometimes reports things damn late.

Talking about Gundam...
I have no idea what word can be used to describe this situation.
What would you say if I told you that there is this guy who is in love with Gundams.
Not Setsuna.
It's Graham Aker.
And not love as in OMG GUNDAMS ARE AWESOME.
THAT kind of love is me.
I mean love as in... ROMANCEY LOVE.
And he's not even a Gundam pilot.
So there's no word to describe this is there?
Guy XX Girl :straight.
Guy XX Guy :Yaoi
Girl XX Girl :Yuri
But...
Guy XX Mecha?!
What the HELL do you call THAT.
Dammnit I have evidence.
Take his quotes throughout the anime.
And these are just SOME of them.
He frequently says "I want to embrace you, Gundam!"
... WTH.
There's more.
"If I'm not this forceful, I won't be able to seduce the Gundam."
...FORCEFUL? SEDUCE?!!
"I've been wanting to see you, Gundam!"
No comment but I think you can see why I put this quote here...
"Certainly you and I are tied together by the red strings of destiny."
For those who don't know, in Japan when two people are tied together by red strings it symbolizes freaking MARRIAGE. And marriage is, in SOME WAY, destiny, right?
"You single-handedly stole my heart away. This feeling is, without a doubt, love!"
...My god. I'm going off to the corner to go puke.
A GUY FREAKING SAID ALL THIS TO A GUNDAM, PEOPLE!!!!
I know the Gundam is being piloted by a Meister inside, but in each and every case.
HE.
IS.
RE.
FER.
RING.
TO.
THE.
GUN.
DAM.
NOT.
THE.
FREAK.
ING.
PI.
LOT.
This is the first time I am seeing Guy XX Mecha and I do not like it.
It is creepy.