I realide 201'09 is full of extremely weird people.
Last Friday Applied Science:
Mrs Seetoh: So we're going to use this recovery broth. Does anyone know what broth means? Yes it means like soup. And what is in soup?
Avel: Chicken.
Mrs Seetoh: Yes correct its nutrients.
-Whole class starts laughing-
I can't believe how bad Mrs Seetoh's ears are. And the reason why this does not make sense is because we are not gonna like go drink soup or anything. We're doing some experiment to make bacteria grow. Then after stuffing it full of the glowing stuff we hafta give it some kinda recovery broth to make it accept the weird glowy thing and start glowing itself.
So no the recovery broth totally does NOT contain chicken.
Yesterday: Analatical Thinking Skills:
So we have to think of some kind of weird job and whether we have any disabilities as that job. Eg: a beggar with like no hand of something.
Each group has to have one 'rich' job and one 'poor' job. So I volunteer to be so called poor.
Me=farmer's assistant cuz I insisted I dun wanna be a FARMER XD.
So Vivien asked me what I'm going as.
But I thought she meant what disability I have (if any).
Therefore:
Vivien: Claire, what are you?
Me: Mentally retarded.
So it sounded like I was mentally retarded not my job.
Today another Analatical Thinking Skills lesson.
We had this weird test.
One of the question:
A group of people are cutting down trees in a forest. The squirrels decide to take revenge against them and group themselves into 2 groups, the Biters and the Throwers. The Biters consist of a single squirrel per group who will bite off the noses of a person. The Throwers consist of 3 squirrels per group who will throw acorns at a person. ..... cont.
Me: -mentally thinking- No one should ever underestimate the power of squirrels from now on. They will bite your nose off, chew it to shreds and feast on them. And they shall throw acorns at you until your eyes drop out then throw your eyes back at you like how they throw acorns.
Later after handing up test:
Mr Shakil(dunno how to spell @_@) was telling us about a story of this guy who got some crazy ring which turned him invisible when he wore it. Then he asked us what we would do if we had a ring like that.
Results:
Destroy schools.
Hijack planes.
Kill Mrs Khor.
blah. Many weird stuff.
Wen Keat: Rape the squirrels.
DON'T ASK
But apparently he was referring to the squirrels in above mentioned question...
Crystal was like HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GO ABOUT RAPING THE TINY SQUIRREL.
XD
Class of Randomness'09 XD

Am I now the official explainer for all of DGM's latest chapters? @_@
Anyways....
D.Gray-man 184 link: http://www.onemanga.com/D.Gray-Man/184/001/
Page 1: Picture of emo Allen. No explanation needed duh but anyone notice that Allen's scar is on the wrong side of his face? =D
Page 2: Let's just say Allen is thinking about why he was able to be "exorcised" by Crown Clown...
Page 3: Some disembodied voice is telling Allen that he's evil... -insert sweatdrop-
Page 4: Ahhhh Allen finally realises that it's a dream. =.= Mana appears. Note the "Allen". XD
Page 5: Allen goes total o.o mode lol XD Allen's name gets replaced by more circles...
Page 6: DO NOT ASK ME WHY ALLEN CHILDYFIED HIMSELF. Okay so Allen's name is all circley. MY THEORY LATER.
Page 7: Allen wakes up... TIM IS SO CUTE XD
Page 8: Ok Allen looks positively evil. O.o THEORY 2 LATER. And is it just me or does Allen look a little bit like Tyki Mikk? Seriously. We should ink his hair black and tadah.
Page 9: COME ON ALLEN YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO KILL LENALEE-SLUT >D At least I think he's looking at her... GO KILL HER ANYWAY AND DO US ALL A FAVOUR.
Page 10: Okay... Dammit he didn't kill her. YOU TELL HER LINK!!! LENALEE IS IMMODEST AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Page 11: Lenalee acts cute =.= Like we're gonna fall for that. And I really hate her new hairstyle. It looks like a freaking mushroom. And the Komui tactic agaaaainnnnn....
Page 12: Slut FINALLY realises that something is so definitely wrong with Allen... I hate Tyki's new hairstyle too. He looks cooler with short hair.
Page 13: DO NOT ASK ME WHY TYKI'S WOUNDS "ARE ACHING" I DON'T KNOW BUT MY THEORY IS CONNECTED TO THEORY 2. BY GAH TYKI'S EARS ARE POINTED!!!!!! SINCE WHEN?!! And Road's hair looks longer and a lot less spikier... AND I ALSO DO KNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE EVIL SMILING FACES NO THEORY EITHER.
Page 14: No explaination this page... No idea why Emelia has to introduce herself when Timothy already knows her... Timcampy VS Kanda's golem LOLZ XD KANDA LOOKS SO CUTE WEARING THE BIGGER VERSION OF THE CLOTHES HE WORE WHEN HE WAS CHILDYFIED IN EARLIER CHAPTERS XDXDXD
Page 15: OH MY GEE TIM HOW COULD YOU EAT KANDA'S GOLEM!!!! So anyways it just means that the random helper was strong enough to totally own a level 3 Akuma with one hit uhhhh suck.... And like so OMG Kanda and Allen just agreed with each other...
Page 16: And we find out that random helper is from the extreme elite Crow and is named Madarao... I love what Komui screams into the phone. XD
Page 17: N.A. branch leader appears end of chapter yay. And no I do not know what she comes for.

And just before I begin my theories I notice one very interesting thing. In the first season Kanda is NEVER seen outside his Exorcist uniform. Second season (Noah's Ark) well he was so busy fighting so he didn't exactly got to change... We saw him shirtless >D But when he returned to the Order he wore other clothes... Then in the third season he appears to wear his uniform ONLY when on a mission o.o Wonder what made him decide casual clothes were cool all of a sudden? o.o

I judge the seasons based on their change of uniforms XD

And yes if you haven't noticed at all throughout my chapter explanations I observe extremely random things.

OKAY THEORY TIME!
Theory one: Allen's name turns into circles right? My theory is that Allen actually had no name and the name Allen was given to him by Mana. And my theory actually MIGHT make sense because he was abandoned at birth right? If that's the case I doubt Allen might actually have been given a name by his real parents. So the circles are either like a sudden blank in the sentence or possibly the 14th's name? Then maybe Allen didn't like being called that so he was given the name Allen... or something? @_@ I think only the first part of my theory makes sense.

Theory 2: Umm ok theory's that the 14th's memories are slowly awakening inside Allen and sorta uhh temporarily taking over? The 14th taking over Allen I mean. Then before we got a look at Allen's wonderfully evil face the umm "camera" was zoomed towards Allen's scar from Crown Clown right? Then later Tyki says his scars are umm aching. And the Noahs are like siblings. So they're sorta linked? Plus Allen was injured by Crown Clown. Tyki was injured by Crown Clown. So if Allen's scars are pain maybe Tyki will suddenly start feeling pain as well???
............. OKAYYYYYYY that is SUCH a disturbing thought.
If you don't get my theory, let's just say Allen has officially joined the ranks of those with dual personalities.




Okay this is gonna be a freaking long post (probably the longest post in my entire life) I know but on to one of my other reasons as to why I actually decided to blog...
Apparently my brother knows what yaoi is. @_@
I was like SAY WHAT?!!!!
But no he is not a yaoi fanboy. That would be plain disturbing.
And apparently he knows a HELL lot more pairings then me.
Not that I want to know more pairings.
Okay let's just take my latest craze alone.
Gundam 00.
He knows umm...
LockonTiera (and he agrees this is practically screamed by the anime itself...)
HallelujahAllelujah
Me VS him: "OMG WHY IS ALLELUJAH THE UKE!!!!! AND WTF THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!! I MEAN HALLE DOES NOT PHYSICALLY EXIST!!!!"
Bro: "The pairing is literally mental. And its beCUZ Allelujah is wussier."
Me: "OMG I HATE YOU WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
GrahamSetsuna
Me VS him 2: "GRAHAM IS ummm... SOMETHING FOR THE FREAKING GUNDAM!! NOT FOR SETSUNA!!!!! HE OPENLY DECLARED HIS LOVE FOR---"
Bro: "Setsuna."
Me: "WHY CAN'T YOU FREAKING ACCEPT THAT IT IS EXIA HE IS SOMETHING FOR?!!!!!"
Point proven.
Conclusion: I can never and will never be able to win my brother in arguments like this. Especially in arguments about my dear Allelujah's sexuality. And yes I still believe that he is not freaking gay.

Anywaysssss I started rewatching Gundam 00 again out of boredom and out of an attempt to see if I cried as much as when watching it for the first time. I haven't actually reached a really sad episode yet but I think I'm crazy for crying just when Allelujah was sent to solitary confinement. I mean wth he was just trying to SAVE people and he gets locked up for that T_T



Episode 1: Celestial Being
Child Setsuna looks so cute XD When he saw the O gundam I went OMG SETSUNA DON'T LOOK AT IT THAT IS FREAKING RIBBONS UP THERE. DON'T LOOK AT IT WITH YOUR ADORING EYES!!! HE FREAKING CAUSES THE DEATH OF YOUR FUTURE FELLOW MEISTER!!! Ahem. C.B. declares its first official intervention. On AEU. I was laughing so freaking evilly at Patrick Colassaur. XD But soon enough it became something like OMG ALLELUJAH DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT IS BAD TO TALK TO YOURSELF?!!! He sounds so freaking hot saying "I have control" btw XD Lockon's sniping abilities are so freaking cool XD Allelujah and Tiera help to take care of some terrorists. I think whoever gets on the bad end of Virtue's beam cannon is a pitiful pitiful person. Episode ends with Aeolia Schenberg's announcement.

Episode 2: Gundam Meisters
I never fail to be impressed by the Meisters' hawtness and Haro's cuteness XD Whoever voiced Haro is awesome. And yes Alle, Tiera has nerves of steel XD Mission: basic stuff. Get in there and whack some people around, they run, yay mission done. Graham starts declaring his love for Exia... =.= Setsuna must have seemed extremely random to Lockon. Lockon: "Hey, Setsuna, respond!" Setsuna: "... Gundam. I am Gundam." Lockon: "What are you talking about?" LOLZ XD I love what Alle said XD He said "I'll leave the babysitting to you" LOL XDXD Allelujah is heart.

Episode 3: The Changing World
Tiera does not like gravity it seems D: LOL LOCKON ORDERED MILK FOR SETSUNA XDXD I was like "OMG LOCKON SO YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ALL OF SETSUNA'S FANGIRLS THINK HE IS A CRAZY MILK-LOVING FREAK" XDXDXD They're so smart XD They managed to smuggle a freaking heavy Virtue together with the army's materials to space and no one found out XD Professor Eifman is crazy. He let Alle bomb a narcotics plantation because he hates narcotics and said he would SUPPORT the bombing. =D Poor Exia gets its head grabbed by Sergei but it escapes in style (duh) XD And I wonder since when Setsuna was rich enough to buy himself a freaking apartment O.O


Hmms actually I watched more episodes than this.
But after seeing the length of this post and the amount of ranting I did.
I have decided to spare you =D
Shall continue my fangirling in the next post XD

Lol today is like so random XD
Random is own.
My mum was buying insurance today then the person came over to our house.
So when said person was fixing some kinda policy for me.
She was asking me weird questions.
Person:Do you drink? Smoke? Drive? Take drugs? -insert long list of stuff here- Pilot a plane?
Me: I'M UNDERAGED!!!
The thing is that she KNOWS I am.
I mean its so obvious.
XD
Then just now my mum was watching TV.
For some reason the channel was turned to Okto.
Then we saw some kinda vid that someone submitted.
THEN THE CREDITS.
OH THE AWESOME CREDITS.
THE CREDITS ARE SO LOVED.
THEY.
PLAYED.
A.
FREAKING.
KINGDOM.
HEARTS.
BATTLE.
SONG.
I was like so.
Me: OMG THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT'S A KH BATTLE SONG!!!!!! KH BATTLE SONG KH BATTLE SONG KH BATTLE SONG OMG KHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~
Mum: TIAM LA!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL XD
I ish own. XD

GUNDAM TODAY IS GONNA BE LIKE SO OWN.

CLAIRE'S RANT.
IF YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE READING RANTS THEN SKIP THIS.
THIS POST CONTAINS EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF GUNDAM RANTING AND THE BOMBING OF KOREA.
FINAL WARNING.
OKAY BEGIN THE RANT.

I think I'm watching too much Gundam, but seriously.
Someone needs to bring out the Gundams and declare an armed intervention on Korea!!!!!
Dammit.
They made plans for a nuclear bomb.
Everyone protested.
They went ahead and built it anyway.
Everyone was like don't you dare release it.
THEY FIRED IT AND CALLED IT A "TEST".
...Hands up all who believe Korea.
-looks around at no one raising hands-
Thought so.
Japan readied its troops in case they needed to DEFEND themselves.
Korea said that if Japan intercepted their missile, it would be taken as a declaration of war.
-insert every single swear word in the entire universe-
A TEST.
If it's only a TEST, why would defending one's own country be a declaration of freaking WAR.
They are OBVIOUSLY trying to bomb someone.
DAMMIT.
We need an armed intervention against them.
Either that or we drop a BIGGER nuclear bomb on them first.
I'm in favour of the Gundams but since the age of Gundams is (if we follow the anime) hundreds of years away, we'll have to form Celestial Being first before we can go and officially scare the shit out of Korea with gigantic mechas with GN drives and awesome techology.
Therefore, despite my craze about Gundams, I prefer instant action.
Like bombs.
Dammit we need to retaliate.
I have no intention of dying by being BOMBED, no thank you.
I am not Lockon.
Or worse because if it's a NUCLEAR bomb the whole of Singapore would sink below the sea and not a single body will be found.
I have REALLY no intention of having my poisoned body being eaten by fish.
And having the poisoned fish being eaten by bigger fishes.
CHAIN REACT.
In short.
Then the Koreans fish up the bigass fishes.
And eat it.
Then they get poisoned and die.
....................
Not a bad thought.
Not a bad chain reaction either.
Imagine getting killed by a nuclear bomb you dropped.
It's like killing yourself. Taking a gun and shooting yourself in the head.
Except better.
OH THE BEST OF ALL.
Everyone warned you not to drop the bomb.
So its like people are trying to HELP SAVE YOUR LIFE.
But you go HA I don't need your pity.
So you went ahead and dropped the bomb.
One country goes utter boom.
You go HAHAHAHA I wiped a country off the face of the earth.
Insert whole list of chain reactions.
Dumb Korean goes yay fish yum.
-Mimicks swallowing something and clutches throat-
Korean says OMG WHAT IS THIS POISON. Coff die.
Doctor announces to family who didn't eat fish:
"Soandso died of nuclear poisoning. It was in the fish. The most recent bomb dropped was ours a year ago, so chances are said bomb caused his/her death."
GOD THAT IS SO AMUSING.
Sadly I cannot do that.
Or rather despite the amusingness of it all, I'd rather not.
Because that means Singapore will have to get so utterly blown up.
With me in it.
So no.
Therefore I will settle for the next thing that I can think of besides Gundam, armed interventions and chain reactions.
GO OBAMA.
WHY DON'T YOU SLAM KOREA.
IF YOU CAN SLAM YOUR BANKS, YOU CAN SLAM KOREA.
GO SLAM THEM LIKE THERE'S NO TOMOROW.
THERE WON'T BE ONE ANYWAY IF KOREA LAUNCHES ANOTHER BOMB.
SO SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.

Come to think of it, why HASN'T he slammed them yet.
I remember reading somewhere in the news that he was freaking pissed though.
So maybe the slamming will come soon.
Afterall the newspapers sometimes reports things damn late.

Talking about Gundam...
I have no idea what word can be used to describe this situation.
What would you say if I told you that there is this guy who is in love with Gundams.
Not Setsuna.
It's Graham Aker.
And not love as in OMG GUNDAMS ARE AWESOME.
THAT kind of love is me.
I mean love as in... ROMANCEY LOVE.
And he's not even a Gundam pilot.
So there's no word to describe this is there?
Guy XX Girl :straight.
Guy XX Guy :Yaoi
Girl XX Girl :Yuri
But...
Guy XX Mecha?!
What the HELL do you call THAT.
Dammnit I have evidence.
Take his quotes throughout the anime.
And these are just SOME of them.
He frequently says "I want to embrace you, Gundam!"
... WTH.
There's more.
"If I'm not this forceful, I won't be able to seduce the Gundam."
...FORCEFUL? SEDUCE?!!
"I've been wanting to see you, Gundam!"
No comment but I think you can see why I put this quote here...
"Certainly you and I are tied together by the red strings of destiny."
For those who don't know, in Japan when two people are tied together by red strings it symbolizes freaking MARRIAGE. And marriage is, in SOME WAY, destiny, right?
"You single-handedly stole my heart away. This feeling is, without a doubt, love!"
...My god. I'm going off to the corner to go puke.
A GUY FREAKING SAID ALL THIS TO A GUNDAM, PEOPLE!!!!
I know the Gundam is being piloted by a Meister inside, but in each and every case.
HE.
IS.
RE.
FER.
RING.
TO.
THE.
GUN.
DAM.
NOT.
THE.
FREAK.
ING.
PI.
LOT.
This is the first time I am seeing Guy XX Mecha and I do not like it.
It is creepy.

Homecoming today was so supah exhausting.
My feet wanted to boom die.

Although I knew it would happen,
I was so freaking sadded when Lockon died.
I was watching yesterday.
Then I cried.
SADDEST THING EVER.
HE WAS A GREAT GUNDAM MEISTER.
He died doing a great deed.
Before he died he was like
-point to earth-
"Do you like the situation earth is in now? As for me... I hate it."
THEN HE WAS KILLED IN AN EXPLOSION TT^TT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ignore me. I'm going to freaking ignore my headache and go cry in a corner.
WHY WASN'T SETSUNA FAST ENOUGH TO SAVE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
It shall never be the same without him around.
Even his twin brother can never replace him.

Neil Dylandy AKA Lockon Stratos.
Pilot of Gundam Dynames.
You shall be greatly missed.
Rest in Peace.

MINUTE OF SILENCE PLEASE. TT^TT
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Minute of silence over.
But do continue to mourn for Lockon.

I can't believe my maid evilness T_T
I showed her a chibi picture of the Gundam Meisters
Then she went
-points at Tiera- Girl?
Me: NO! GUY!!
She: GAY.
Me: NO WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiera has his pink jacket and yellow shirt underneath to blame.
It's the reason why said incident above happened.
I realise that it WAS also one of the reasons why I used to dislike Tiera
But now I don't, okay?

http://temporize.deviantart.com/art/Lyle-joins-CB-103414236
XD
So cute.
XD

PRIME does NOT contain "It's sayonara" and neither does it contain the word sniper.
I must stop thinking that it does.

BY GOD I HAVE DUAL PERSONALITY AND SCHIZOPHRENIA.
I HAVE EVERY SINGLE SYMPTOM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA.
-delusions
-hallucinations (like once a year)
-disorganized speech
-grossly disorganized behavior
-decline in emotional response
-decline in speech
-decline in motivation
-social dysfunction
DUAL PERSONALITY
-multiple mannerisms, attitudes and beliefs that are not similar to each other
-headaches
-distortion or loss of subjective time
-depersonalization
-derealization
No wait I only have dual personality.
Patients may experience an extremely broad array of other symptoms that resemble blahblahblahblah schizophrenia blahblahblahblahblah.
I have no idea whether to be happy or not.
I think it's weird that I only decided to check this NOW
Seeing as I've been having dual personality since P4 or something like that.
XP
Talking about headaches I think I'm having one right now. Gaaaaaaaaaah
This dual personality thing CANNOT possibly be good
But I find it sad that I can't actually imagine my life without it.
To be honest.
Which SUCKS.
See last post tiny writing.
I should stop playing loud music because it is burning into my brain and making my headache much much much much worse.
But I like this music @_@
Damn headaches.
Okay I have decided I will freaking go right now and attempt to kill this certain evil other personality of mine.
I have devised a plan.
Which will not be good for me but I will do it anyways.
No it is NOT drugs.
I have had freaking enough of being taken over by a FREAKING DUAL PERSONALITY
Seriously.
You do not want to see me when I'm being freaking possessed by it.
You will seriously die of shock.
FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE ESPECIALLY ME I AM OFF TO KILL IT NOW.
WISH ME LUCK.

















Just because I watch Gundam
And both you and Hallelujah are evil
Stop telling me that you are a freaking embodiment of my desires
Because you are not.
So go to hell.



















I never for one moment imagined that Zenny was Wen Wei.
His blogskin is Allelujah XD