MY BRAIN REBELS AGAINST ME!!!

Chinese lesson today:CHINESE FORMAL COMPO -horror-
Me to Germaine: I think I shall just use the date the teacher gave in the example.... I wrote 14 February. ....HOLY SHIT ISN'T THAT VALENTINES DAY?!!!! .....(long pause) -faints from pure hyperventilation upon realising I said the V name and starts foaming at the mouth-
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,KINDLY GO READ 2 POSTS AGO.
IT ENSURES YOUR SAFETY AND HELPS PREVENT ME FROM GETTING A SEIZURE.
Right.
I have VERY much proven I get high off HUMOR! =D
Which explains why I feel so VERYVERYVERYVERYREALLY high when I read fanfictions!
Like now!
Except I WASN'T reading fanfictions! =D=D
BOW BEFORE ME MWAHAHAHA >D>D>D>D
BUTTTT I WAS reading some kinda webcomic! =D
Which was so cossarned FREAKING hilarious! =D
And it had A LOT of amusin quotes.
Which makes me EVEN HIGHER YAYS!
Oh and I ALSO discovered that being high kills my brain! =D
I HAVE 2 PIECES OF EVIDENCE!

#1:
Me:-pours soup over rice to....soupify it.- -eats a spoonful-...AUUUUUNTIIIIEEEE what soup is this?
Maid: A SOUP YOU DON'T LIKE!
Me:OMG REALLY?! -looks at soupy-rice- ............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! -nervously eats another spoon- Actually it really doesn't taste that bad. I'm sure the ricey taste diluted the taste of the horrible soup. Yeah that must be it. I'M SAVED!!!!

#2
-walking out of study room/com room when some rope thingy in front of the door tangles me and suddenly DROPS ON ME-
Me: -freezes as bro and maid look at me- NOBODY MOVE!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT BLAME THE ROPE! IF IT HADN'T TANGLED ME UP IT WOULDN'T HAVE DROPPED! I'M COMPLETELY INNOCENT!
-I eventually fix it back up anyways-
Me: Right it's official. I HATE VELCRO DAMN VELCRO TO HELL! (who would have guess that the ropey thing was stuck to the ceiling by VELCRO?!) WHY IS ALL THE BLOOD NOT GOIN TO MA HEAD?! -hops off chair- All right peoples. What Dad doesn't know won't hurt him. But what he DOES know WILL hurt ME. So follow my lead. We shall hope Dad is too blind to notice that it's not perfectly fixed. If he DOES notice, then nothing happened, yeah. What just happened was all merely a figment of your wonderful imaginations.

SEE?! IS THAT JUST AWESOME OR WHAT?! =D=D=D
BEIN HIGH IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! XD