A TRUE event which happened in english class on Thursday.
YES I KNOW IM FREAKIN LATE IN POSTIN IT BUT WHATEVER.

Everyone in class is supposed to bring a book whose first paragraph contains a WhoWhatWhere(WhyHow) to class to share.
My book:FinalFantasy The Spirits Within (I was randomly pulling books off the library shelf during recess okay... =x=)
THE THING IS THAT MY BOOK HAD NONE OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED THINGS!!!!
THEN A VERRRRRRRY NICE THING HAPPENED.
Note the sacarsm.

MissLim(ML): Okay so whose book has a one-sentence paragraph?
Marcus: Claire!!! (he practically screamed it =x=)
Me: WHAT NO!!!!!! I REFUSE!!!! WRONG GUY PICK SOMEONE ELSE!!! THOMAS GO!!
ML: Come on don't make us wait!
Me: JINGJING YOU TAKE MY BOOK AND HELP ME PRESENT!!!
Jingjing: Don't want.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (so hence I was saboed to go up XxX)
ML: -takes book- Hmm Final Fantasy The Spirits Within.
Avel: OMG LAWL FINAL FANTASY?!!
Me: -Mentally plotting of ways to torture avel before burning him in the fiery pits of hell/blowing his brains out-
-The dream was always changing, even though it always felt the same. appears on visualizer screen-
ML: Is there a who?
Class: No.
ML:Is there a what?
Class:No.
ML:Is there a where?
Class: No.
ML: Is there a why?
Class:No.
ML: Is there a how?
Class: No.
ML:Then?!
Class: -laughs-
Me: -looks at group- .....I hate you.

I swear the teacher has something against me.
Even worse I swear Marcus has something stronger against me.
There MUSSTTTT be a reason why I was saboed by him of all people to be the FIRST ONE UP?!
Okay yeah he was in my group and we had to share books first so he knows what my first sentence is...
BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO HIM DAMNIT?!
I swear to get him back one daaaaaaay RAWR.

On a side note I suddenly REALLY feel like playing Dirge of Ceberus these few days.
Which I DONT HAVE.
-sobcrysob-
Anyone who has it lend it to me please. TxT
And I need to get more PS2 games manz.

DO NOT MENTION THE WORD VALENTINE TO ME.
THERE IS THIS FF GUY CALLED VINCENT VALENTINE.
So yeah.
I guess you can more or less predict what I will do if you DO mention it to me.
But don't worry I don't hate Vincent at all so you won't have to listen to my rants about me killing him =D
You WILL have to listen to a different type of rant though =D

I'm very sure there's something wrong with me this year.
I mean this in the bad way.
First of all recently I've been having these whole lot of kinda disturbing dreams.
Not the SICK way, more like urh.... well just not the SICK way.
It's like you can sorta really feel this sense of dread in the dream.
Oh and did I mention my dreams are extremely realistic? @_@
Which makes it ten times worse.
And it doesn't count as a NIGHTMARE, more like just a BAD DREAM.
So you don't wake up.
And when you DO wake up, you forget more or less the main point of the dream but the one or 2 really freakish parts of all that you DO remember keeps coming back to haunt you pretty often.
The result is that you are seriously deprived of sleep =.=
I feel like crashing and sleeping right now but I can't do that.
So excuse me if I don't sound all that usually hyper.
OVER AND OUT.

Few things to post about today
1.Dream
2.Cup Noodles =D yum
3.The Anime Rant

Had a dream last night. A NIGHTMARE ARGH IT WAS CREEPY!
I DREAMT THAT MR LEE TOLD THE CLASS THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY ONLY OUR TEMPORARY MATHS TEACHER!
AND THAT THE KHOR WOULD BE OUR REAL TEACHER!
THEN THE KHOR SUDDENLY WALKED INTO THE CLASS
AND GAVE US THIS SADISTIC SMILE
OH MY GOSHNESS IT WAS SCARY
CUZ THE DREAM WAS REALLY REALLY REALISTIC
AND WHEN I HAVE THESE KINDA DREAMS THEY WILL HAPPEN 99.99999% OF THE TIME!
TT.TT
Must pray REALREALREALREALREAL HARD FOR THAT ONE 0.00001%
OR I WILL REALLY CRY T.T

Ok so one covered =D
BUT THE DREAM WAS CREEPY OKAY!
Moving on.

7-11 sells cup noodles for 85 cents o.o
For real okay!
I bought a cup and ate it yays =D
Yumyums
So when you wanna buy cup noodles, buy them outside schools.
They're waaaaaaay cheap =D
But they're evil as well T.T
I was pouring water into the cup
And I had no idea how long it was supp. to cook o.o
So I poked the little block of noodles apart (WITH MY CHOPSTICKS DUH)
And happily assumed it to be cooked =D
So I tried it
Naturally it was raw =.=
I swooshed it around for a minute then tried it =D
It was okay =D=D
Then when I pushed open the 7-11 door (yeh i was cooking it IN 7-11)
Some water spilled over my hand
VERY ouch.
I think my hand's gonna have a few blistery thingums tomorow.
I burned my tongue when I was eating it twice =.=
Double ouch ouch.
Then I was told to drink up the entire lot of water...I mean soup
IT HAD THE ENTIRE PACKET OF SEASONING PRACTICALLY FLOATING AROUND IN IT
I lost a fight with my inner self AGAIN and drank it =.=
Hence I burned my tongue AGAIN
I can just imagine all the bad chemicals inside my body now @_@
I'm not overly heath conscious but I don't wanna die an early death ya noes. @_@ @_@
Lucky I'm smart so the moment I reached home I decided to down an entire bottle of water.
Worth 750 ml.
So now you all know cup noodles have a hidden evilness inside each and every single one of them!
They're still yummy though, don't let that stop you from devouring them like crazy =D

OKAY ANOTHER TOPIC COVERED!
NOW THE ANIME/MANGA/GAMING RANT! =D
I shall just rant about whatever anime/manga/game comes to my mind first =D

Gundam 00(since I just told fish abt it =D or more accurately the song)
1.Bad orangey bullies good orangey too much T.T Meaning Hallelujah bullies Allelujah T.T
2.HARO IS WUV!!!! SO CUTE AND ...ROUND! XDXD
3. I SWEAR TIERA ERDE IS GAY! @_@ I JUST NEED TO FIND OUT WHO HE'S GAY FOR! NO NOT TO SATISFY MY YAOI URGE NO WAY ITS TO EMBARASS HIM! XD
4.-Ignores my bro's speech about how no "incidents" have happened yet-
5.-Brother ignores MY speech about how prevention is better than cure, that we shouldn't WAIT for an "incident" to HAPPEN, and that if they HAD mentioned an "incident" it wouldnt be suitable for all ages anymore-
6.Yes we ARE saying incidents.XD
7.-checks wiki- OM#*(^&@&&*(^&*@#^!)#@*( WTH HE's GAY FOR LOCKON,OF ALL PEOPLE?!!!! AAAH STAY AWAY STAY AWAY!!!!
8.THE PLAN TO EMBARASS HIM HAS BEEN ABANDONED IN FAVOUR OF NOW STAYING AWAY FROM EVERYTHING TIERA ERDE-Y!!!!!
9.GUNDAM MEISTERS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO DRINK! EVEN IF THEY "JUST TURNED OF AGE ACCORDING TO GREENWICH MEAN TIME"! I DO NOT WANNA IMAGINE A DRUNK PILOT ESPECIALLY WHILE HE'S PILOTING A GUNDAM WHICH SUPPOSEDLY TERRORISES THE ENTIRE WORLD!!

DGM
1.Hoshino Katsura is taking WAAAAAAY too long to get well D<
2.NVRM TAKE UR TIME AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP DRAWING WHEN YOU'RE BETTER! =D

Naruto
1.THE EPICNESS HOHOHO
2.ST HAS A MINI GAARA PLUSH AND A BIGBIG KAKASHI AND GAARA PLUSH I WAN~~~!!!
3.Deidara pwushies are still the best of cuz~~~ XDXD
4.C'MON MANGA QUICK COME OUT!! XDXD

Bleach
1.YAYS IM AT THE FINAL BOSS FOR MY GAME!!! XDXD YAY ME
2.MANGA QUICK COME OUT AS WELL!!! XDXD
3. Shuhei(yes i like shuhei =D) < Hitsugaya < RENJI!!!~~~ XDXD

Soul Eater
1.I COMPLETED IT BEFORE FISH HOHO!
2.KID GOT SUCKED INTO A BOOK OF ALL THINGS LOLS

Ok cant think of anything else to post about XD
Ultra long post! XD

100 post o.o
FINALLY
Sad,no?
Blah anywaysssss
Drowning in homework @_@
-Swims around in a pool of paper franctically-
The teachers have developed a new stratigy to counter-attack poor students.
Nah actually ATTACK
We didnt do anything,honest.
For once.
Normally teachers wait til like maybe March before they attempt to kill you.
NOW they've decided to kill us within the first week of school.
-Takes a knife labelled HW and stabs self-
They succeeded.
I've got TONS OF WS, 5+- COMPUTER HW AND LOTSALOTSA DECORATING STUFF @_@
HW OH JUST KILL ME NOW
OH WAIT I ALREADY DIED
TT.TT

Anyways I was so very happily reading fanfics again just now while VERY CAREFULLY avoiding any humor/romance whatsoever ( I succeeded =D) when I came across this weird term.
Hichigo.
(Referring to Ichigo's inner hollow)
And I sorta instantly knew where THAT came from.
I blame Gundam 00 for giving people that weird name.
There's this guy in Gundam called Allelujah or smth like that.
And he has a 2ND personality.
No need to go into the details much lets just say the second personality is crazy and sadistic and ... you get the idea. Polar opposites.
AND its called Hallelujah.
Yeah add a H.
So you get the idea?
Ichigo.
Ichigo's inner ichigo.
Which is a polar opposite.
Add a H.
And you get Hichigo!
=.=
People need to be more creative but I shall give them marks for even managing to think of such a link.

OH AND ASK ME MY HEIGHT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!
I SHALL STEAM YOU ALIVE,CHOP YOU UP,DEBONE YOU,FRY YOU, COOK YOU WELL-DONE AND SERVE YOU TO THE DOGS FOR DINNER!
AND I SHALL GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT!!AND WHILE I AM DOING SO I SHALL MAKE SURE YOUR FAV ANIME CHARACTER IS NEXT TO ME AND LAUGHING EVILLY AT YOUR SORRY PLIGHT!!

I'm nownownownownownownownow UTTERLY CONVINCED.
As if I WASNT convinced enough previously.
MY CONCLUSION:
School sucks.-serious tone-
But well talk about stating the obvious.
Let's go though a short I mean long rundown of what happened today... -.-
1.Almost late for school. Randomly throwing last minute stuff into my (insanely huge) bag when I happened to look at my poor red rotting watch.
And screeched "WTF LATEEEEE"
I got to school with time to spare. =.= Sometimes I swear my parents moved house only so as to help me measure my time accurately.
But I swear I was late. I mean I left the damn house at 7.0??? !!!!
OKAY SO WE HAFTA BE IN SCHOOL AT .15 BUT THE POINT OF THIS POST IS NOT TO GET A DIG AT ME =.=
2.Our class disappeared. No not literally. But the sign to tell you where your class sits DID disappear. The entire class (all hail 201.hooray.*totally unenthu*) ended up just finding a random spot and squeezing there.
3.Form teacher is STILL the Phan which kinda sucks.
4. ON A EXTREMELY GOOD NOTE WHICH IS THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY =D=D=D WE HAVE A DIFFERENT MATHS TEACHER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THE WHOLE CLASS CHEERED LIKE CRAZY LITERALLY HOHOHOHOHO Seow Ting suggested the idea that SHE (teh khor I mean) requested to NOT teach us. Man that would have been great. That would mean that my plan to be evil to her worked without a hitch. =D
5.On a slightly worse note that new teacher is our
1)co-form teacher (o.o I'm thinking that our class must have been so united AGAINST the Phan that she now requires assistance on the Anti-101/201 Force)
2)A real drag I mean he talks about topic A and A and A and A over and over and they're exactly the same words
3)According to Panda's information network (AKA her seniors o.o) that teacher is apparently even worse than the khor o.o . I don't buy it. I mean HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!!? At most he'll be slightly better than her. If that's the case then I shall carry out my plan to rebell against him as well =D
6.We sat through a damn talk urh wait lemme do maths urhh 10.30-1.30 GODDAMNIT U DON'T EVEN NEED MATHS NOW 3 FRICKEN HOURS LONG!!!! Not to mention it was as boring as HELL. Or perhaps worse.Needless to say our legs suffered horribly. Plus we probably lost some brain cells due to boredom.
7. Oh ya kinda for got to mention. Now sitting with Panda and Seow Ting is with Antelopey YingSquare. At least the Phan was good enough to let us choose who we wanted to sit with. Then she threw us according to height. ONE GOOD NEWS AND ONE BAD NEWS. No actually scrap that 2 good news. Seeing as the good news outnumber the bad one I shall mention the bad one first.
BAD NEW: THE POKEMON FAM. IS NOW LIKE SO DAMN FAR APART. Ok I shall demonstrate. Previously its something like:
SeowTing/Panda -insert one walking space here- Me/YingSquare
BUT NOW ITS:
Me/Panda -insert one entire classroom of space here- ST/Y2
So ya now we're separated by an entire classroom's worth of distance.
GOOD NEWS 1: Thanks to Jing Jing not being around(she had duty) while we were measuring heights to be thrown around the class, the Phan (i guess) assumed her to be the height of Avel or smth because she definitely cannot be wondering where to throw us according to MY miserable height. I say so because she threw us to the SECOND LAST ROW of the class. Whoa. With my height I will never achieve that. OK SO I DID LAST YEAR BUT THAT WAS CUZ THE PHAN WAS SLACK!!!
GOOD NEWS 2: Well anyways cuz of that I'm now blocked from like every single angle except from the left side CUZ TATS THE WALL AND NO TEACHERS GONNA TEACH FROM THERE SO NO MATTER. So its good cuz then I get an excuse to not copy stuff down from the board. =D I mean all that does is waste paper, waste ink and make your hand PAIN LIKE HELL. But now that I think about it it also gives evil teachers a chance to change my place to the front damnit.@_@
8.I'm very sure everyone took growth pills during the holidays @_@
Last year most of them were like maybe a few cm taller than me but now you can seriously see a huge huge huge huge difference damnit. Seow Ting also now either as tall as or taller than me already @_@ AND I was wearing my high soled shoes!!!! D< RAR I NEED TO GROWWWW
9.My GB teacher refused to sign my CCA-change form D< YET BUT STILL D< GRR
10. I can't believe I nearly got nailed by a BIGASS LORRY ON THE WAY HOME OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL D< Like maybe 3 times my height. OK SO IM SHORT BUT THAT LORRY WAS HUGE!!!!
The senario! I LOOKED BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD. NO CARS.OR LORRIES.SWEAR. THE MOMENT MY FEET TOUCHES THE ROAD AT THE EXACT EXACTO PRECISE PRECISO MOMENT A LORRY ARRIVES!!!! I FREAK OUT!! AND PREPARE FOR A QUICK AND PAINFUL DEATH! THEN! SUDDENLY IT STOPS!!! RAR INCHES AWAY FROM GETTING NAILED!!!!(In case you don't get it means I was nearly turned into pancakes -.-) Then being the very lucky person that I am I very narrowly prevent my heart from failing before running across the road like crazy.
Now that I think about it I must be a fricken magnet for accidents or something. -.- The exact same senario happened to me many times before as well except this was the first time with a LORRY damnit.

Whoa that was a long post ok it's so long surely it won't matter if it gets a little longer. Reading fanfictions. Namely Bleach ones. I'm absolutely certain it was my game that made Bleach second to Naruto which is like a big big big feat. So anyways I'm browsing around the humor section which is the only -INTERUPPTION HERE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF ICHIGOHITSUGAYA WTF WHR THE HELL DO THEY GET THEIR DAMN IDEAS SIA OMFFF MENTAL IMAGE MENTAL IMAGE MENTAL IMAGE HOW IS THAT EVEN YAOIISHLY POSSIBLE ARGH WTH MY HEAD MY EYES THEY BURRRRRRRN WTF IS THIS WORSE OR BETTER ICHIMARUHITSUGAYA WTF MY EYES MY EYES MY EYESSSSSSSSSS NUUUUUUUUUUUU MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING WTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTH THAT PAIRING IS ABSOLUTELY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT POSSIBLE WHYYYY DAMN WEIRD WRITERS WHYYYYYYYY WHY THE HELL DID THEY HAVE TO CLASSIFY IT UNDER HUMOR/ROMANCE AND AGONIZE US POOR YAOI HATER WHO WANT TO READ FANFICTIONS WITHOUT THEIR EYES BLOWING ARRRGH WHYYYYYYYYYYY INTERRUPTION ENDS-
OKAY CLAIRE
CALM DOWN
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
REPEAT
AND AGAIN
DAMNIT THE MENTAL IMAGE!!!!
...Ok as I was trying to say before I was so yaoiishly interrupted. I only read HUMOR THANK GOD SINCE I HATE YAOI and judging from my reaction I guess that was more or less obvious.
Sorry all yaoi fangals esp. Ash but my eyes WILL burn if I see any form of yaoi.
Going off now to 1. calm down from what....happpened earlier 2. continue my fanfic reading while of course now very carefully avoiding ANY humor/romance yaoi or not.
Byeeeeee

RAR NEW YEAR
School starts tomorow.
...Such a sad thing.
I will miss you December holidays! -Fake tears-
Or more likely real tears.
But whatever.
I digress.
Bleh my timing is gonna be so screwed tomorow.
But that's okay! =D
I live so near that if I'm late all I hafta do is just sprint like crazy. =D
If we ever get any new teachers I'm seriously gonna introduce myself the Kakashi way cuz I hate boring class introductions.
Don't teachers ever get bored of them?! -.-
And I'm gonna have an EXCITING -eyeroll- new year teaching all any new teachers that my name is not "Clairee" OR "Loh Chui Hoon" goddarnit.
Sec 2. Juniors. GREEAT.
Considering since I'm gonna be a new menber of the Media Club and the equivalant of a junior as well.
Jingjing said something about a weird test for new recruits and rounds around the parade square?
I wonder why no one ever thought that testing newbies would be pointless cuz we would know NOTHING at all.
Maybe the point of this whole test is either
1.To see how much luck you have at randomly guessing answers or
2.To torture everyone by making them run like crazy
@_@
Great.
A CCA full of torturous teachers.
Well anyways I wanna join Media for 2 reasons =D
1.Its SLACK
2.When its NOT slack we get to do PT YAYS PT XD
LOLS I need workout =D
I can get workout tomorow by carring my back-breaking heavy bag and running to school =D
My mum is evil she refuses to give me a pay rise D<
You get what I mean by pay rise doncha?
Now thanks to her my entire saving plan has been so totally screwed up D<
Instead of taking one term to save 350+-
I now take one term AND one month+- to get that amount D<
I always knew mothers were evil DDDD<

Now with school+CCA+homework(which I won't do anyways)+weird school stuff which everyone hates+staybacks for pointless reasons+psycho teachers -INTERRUPTION :ARGH MY WRIST IS near BLEEDIN THERES A CUT DAMNIT TABLES ARE DEMONS IN DISGUISE-= a very very very very very very sad Claire
But gaming+manga+anime+doodling+meeting with friends= a slightly happier Claire!
About minus 4 veries =D
Cuz lets face it
NOTHING can truimph over a very evilly evil start of school.
-Sigh-