Reminiscence.

Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 3:48 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOTSSS MAAARRRRCCCHHHH HOOOLIIIDAAAYSSS IS AWWWEEESOMME!!!!!!!!!

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DANG LAST LAST THURSDAY WAS AWESOME!!!! EVERYBODY FREEZE AND LISTEN UPPPP!!!!!! COS ITS SO DAMN WEIRD YA WONT BELIEVE IT BUT IT HAPPENED AND TATS THE TRUTH SO LISTEN UP!!!!! (Anyway I lost my brains.... Hey anyone from 101'08 can ya pls tell me if it WAS Thursday? I forget. But ANYWAYS!!!!)

OK The unbelievable but real truth is dat DANG someone (not from our class, obviously) SMEARED REAL POOP on the back of our class!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO DAMN AWESOME ( in my crazy way tat onli ppl who haf seen me go REALLY REALLY hyper and crazy before will noe ( and no one in 101'08 has seen it yet anyway)). We went to class and the ppl ahead of the queue went in and said EEW SO DISGUSTING and OMFG IT STIIINKS and all tat kinda things when they went into the class before they went running out again in a hurry. So i went and had a peek into the classrm ( quite against my better judgement) and saw the POOP on our nice blue wall tat i stayed back to paint ( and so clever ppl will guess tat i am quite pissed at the person who did it... But not at the thing itself XD) and the thing is like so REAL DAMN DAMN DAMN STIIIIINKYYYYY so i retreated so damn fast and i told my fren Ying Hui so now SHE went in to see and she agreed the person who did it is EVIL but she say she cannot smell anything. I was like so WTF?! Then she tell me she got blocked nose so i was like -_-' Cheeyy...

The REAL AWESOME thing is tat its MATHS DANGIT it was so damn AWESOME!!!! We ended up missing the whole maths lesson which is like a damn nice thing cos the maths teacher Mrs Khor is like Jigglypuff and her lessons are so DAMN boring ><>

Ok so we all sit outside the class as far away from the door as we can (and the smell) and we talk abt WATEVER crap we talk abt.I forget. But I meanwhile was reading my Amber Spyglass bk cos i wanna return it to the library within the week (anyways to sidetrack a little i recommend u guys go borrow it and the series. Quite gd) so i was reading UNTIL TADAAA one of the VPs ARRIVES!!! He calls some of the school's cleaners and he actually HELPS to clean the class!!! Damn i was so impresseddd. When he's almost done he asks us " Do u haf any idea who did this?" Someone shouted " MAS SALAMAT" DAMN IT WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS.

AND during my latest GB session we were in 305's classrm when we see 3 absailing strings outside the window.EVERYONE noes its the ODAC's. THEN we go bakk to discussing WATEVER (i forget) when OUT OF THE CORNER OF OUR EYE we see SOMEONE absail/drop down the string at a damn ASTONISHING speed so everyone goes GASSSP and the GB teacher says "who was tat?'' and AGAIN with HILARIOUS results someone shouts "MAS SALAMAT!!!!!!!" and we all (me especially) drop dead with laughter.

AGAINNNN we return to discussing when NOW same scene but NOW we see SOMEONE!!! DAMN was so FUNNNIIIIIII cos we saw our BIO TEACHER MR RODUGUES (who says it sounds spanish watever?) OUTSIDE THE DAMN WINDOW ABSAILING!!!!!! He reached our window level, sees us all gasping at him so comically, waves and smiles so damn goofily before he jumps down the rope at a damn fast rate. We all drop dead with laughter AGAIN.(I went to hell after the first 'death' but hell was too full so i came back. PPL PLS this is meant to be a JOKE kay?!)

Anymore funny stuffs?OHHH YAAAA i saw this joke on the net SOMEWHR. Im not trying to be racist or anything like tat. ITS JUST A PURE JOKE KAY? So Christians pls dun sue me.

A professor at a University was trying to prove tat god(buddha,WATEVA call it wat u want i dun care. Like i said this is a JOKE) doesnt exist. So he said to his students "Has anyone seen god?" No one replied. Next he asked "Has anyone touched(as in felt) god?" Again no one replied. "And so, with tat, we can prove tat god does not exist,"he said thrumpiantly.

Suddenly, one of his students stood up and spoke. "Has anyone seen the Professor's brain?'' No one replied. Next he asked,"Has anyone touched the Professor's brain?" AGAIN no one replied. So he said smugly,"And so,fellow students,with THIS we can prove tat the Professor's brain doesn't exist."The Professor was speechless.

OK PPL for those who dun understand the last part of the joke, the student is trying to say tat with the Prof's theory, the Prof doesnt HAF a brain.XD